Recent posts by *Hearts*Cute Joker

6/10..

r u like the only one in ur clan? cause im thinking about changing clans, no one wants to join my clan, *Hearts* and i been on gamesbutler like forever, i guess its stupid.

yo mama so fat i ran around her twice and got lost
yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said sorry no professinals
yo mama so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so fat that she doesnt go skinny dipping, she goes chunky dunking!

do u guys like my jokes?

yo mama so fat i ran around her twice and got lost
yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said sorry no professinals
yo mama so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so fat that she doesnt go skinny dipping, she goes chunky dunking!

who likes bugs bunny? i love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

An air rifle would be epic

Metropal is right, i am torturing you with spinkled on sunshine and happiness. so im having a contest 4 best avatar, and im thinking of a prize 4 the winner. any ideas?

1.5/10

ring pops and reeses pieces!

starting tomorrow im having a contest for best backround. it ends july 19th.i will pick 3 winners for boys and girls. u cant copy someone elses backround. if u do, u will be kick out of the contest. if u r entering the contest, send me a message on my forum or profile. good luck, tell ur friends and i will post the winners on my profile june 19th! :D

i know i know its a long title for a forum, but its true soooo u could talk about everyone here! and a huge shout out to my 2 awesome best friends on this site,Cesar and |Random$| Xero! u 2 always cheer me up. soooo enjoy this site and i will post pics of random stuff here when i get a chance and u maybe will see my baby pic, lol. bye and have a epic life!

7/10.. it scared me a little, but it was catchy
look this up: Caitlin Crosby - Imperfect is the New Perfect

9/10. how about perfect by pink?

roses r red, daisies r yellow, yo mama so fat she jiggles like jello.

im wearing white shorts and a t-shirt that says "you dont have to be crazy to be my friend but it helps" lol crazy but true

oh man i wanted a 10/10

ok i just want 2 no who likes me besides cesar

10/10, freaking cool

well i been bullied ever since 1st grade, now im in 6th grade and i still get bullied. it hurts and sometimes i wonder who r my real friends. so bullies SUCK

hey, does any1 want to read mine?

excuse me???, i did write this!

this a ghost story i wrote a couple weeks ago ( i hope u enjoy it )

The devil child

It was 1951 when the first devil child was born. The infant grew up as an orphan. It seemed that his mother died when the baby was 2 days old. But, she really was murdered by the devil. The devil would rape an innocent woman every 10 years and kill her after their first child is born.
On the child’s twelfth birthday, the devil would give his child evil powers. With these powers, the child would be impossible to beat. Unless, his father takes away his child’s powers. However, the devil will only do it if one heroic person overpowers the child. So far, no one has been brave enough to stop him. Now 2011 is coming. Soon the devil child would be 12 years old and all of us would be in horrible danger.

Tyler Clark slowly walked towards the front door of his house. He knew his mom would throw him a surprise birthday party, even if he doesn’t want one. The only reason Tyler doesn’t want a party is because his real mom isn’t there. His real mom died when he was 3 days old. Also, he never knew his dad either. He has been living in an adoption center until he was 7. Tyler always wished he could do something special and that wish is about to come true.
A boy like Tyler would always back down from whatever is happening. He doesn’t participate in any sports and he never talks in school. Some kids bully him all the time. Tyler would feel so small and worthless but he would never speak up and say what’s wrong.

“Soon, I will give Tyler his evil powers”, the devil laughed. Everyone will be begging for mercy. Hearing people cry is music to my ears.
The devil’s assistant looks up and whispers “I think you’re going too far”.
“Nonsense”! This year I will make my child’s powers twice as powerful and still, no one will try to stop him. I never have been gladder to see people suffer.

The devil slowly creped in Tyler’s room. He looked down at his sleeping child with a huge smile.
“By tomorrow you will be an unstoppable to beat”, whispered the devil. Make me proud, son.
The next day, Tyler was feeling very weird. He still didn’t know he was the devil child.
When it turns 8:00 he will be the best killer around.

“Hey, loser”, said Aaron James as he pushed Tyler.
Aaron would always bully Tyler. Soon Tyler will obtain his revenge.

It was 8:00, and Tyler was going through his changes. His skin turned bright red and his teeth turned razor sharp. Small pointy horns stuck out of his head and his eyes turned black and bold. His fingernails were sharper than knives.
“Get ready to die, Aaron”, Tyler laughed and ran towards Aaron’s house.

Aaron was in room playing his play station, but then he heard a noise. He turned around to see Tyler looking at him with his big black eyes.
“Die, Aaron, Die!!!” Tyler screamed.

“What the heck???” Aaron said.

Tyler ran towards Aaron. Aaron tried to run away, but he didn’t make it. Tyler tackled him, and started to scratch him with his razor sharp claws. Then, Tyler bit of Aaron’s left foot. Next, he bit of Aaron’s right hand. There was blood everywhere. Tyler stood up and said,
“Goodbye, Aaron, NO ONE will miss you”. No person on earth will miss a huge jack…. Like you.

well im cute, so i picked cute joker

fine i was 3ft 7in

omg,

anyway i am cute, because my name is cutejoker

YAY!!!!!! im awesome!!

thank you 2 everybody who liked my story, i will try 2 make it longer

if u do that, u will make a complete idiot out of yourself

i was 4ft and 5 inches in kindergarten

kids dont have to do schoolwork, they could just go to school 2 have fun

sure i guess

dude from playgirl magazine
would u rather marry your worst enemy or eat a frog

omg

LOL

i'll buy the nachos

funny, i dont know yours cesar

may 13 and im 11

so im no one's best friend

7/10

yeah right

wow peter, but i know u can't scare me

see peter, u r random

omg peter, if u want gf then go get 1

YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have lots of fav songs, i cant choose

ok, im dressing up as a nurse

i know right i love my friends

r friends really important?