Yo mama

49 posts
Since my old Yo mama forum was deleted, post a hilarious yo mama joke below!
Yo mama is so ugly she ran the boogyman out of buissness
yo mama is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
why was it deleted?
It was off topic,like your Jokes forum. So keep posting yo mama jokes!
yo mama so fat god couldnt lift her spirit
mitch
mitch
Level 18
70 Posts
yo mama sat on a coin and a booger popped out of jarge williams nose
but that dosn't mean it was deleted
yeah
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes trash look beautiful!
yo mama so ugly shes often mistaken as a baboons but
yo mama so fat when she wears a yello rain coat people yell taxi
Yo mama is so stupid she had 1,000,000 dollars and gave it away for a grape!
yo mammas so stupid she went around a see through building o see wat was on the other side
yo mammas so fat she keeps twinkeys in her fat folds tee hee
oh and Slash your forum is still there. you just need to go to the off topic section
yep i checked
Yo mama is so ugly The garbage dump beat her in a beuty contest! LOL
yo mamma so ugly that when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck
yo mamma so ugly that when she entered the ugy contest, they said sorry no professionals!
Yo mama is so scary that a kid pooped when he saw her
Hippo Ninja, Funny Rating 2/10
yo mama so fat when she went to the zoo the elephants shared their peanuts with her
hahahaha that is funny ikillyou247..
yo mama so fat she down loads cheats for wii fit
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
yo mama so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side
yo mama so fat, it took a magnifing glass, to find her belly button
crazy8
crazy8
Level 16
54 Posts
YO mama so old she farts dust
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
yo mama so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's
yo mama so fat when she felt in love she broke it >:P
yo mama so ugly they changed her birthday to halloween..xD
yo mama so old ... jesus is on her year book picture >:)
ill think of some more hmm...
Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder
Yo mama so fat a hoboe wiped her face and asked her for money
Originally posted by mitchyo mama sat on a coin and a booger popped out of jarge williams nose

I dont get it?
Yo mama so fat she has to use Saturn's ring for a wedding ring
yo mamas so poor, tht when she gets mad, she caint FLY off the handle, she has to go GREYHOUND off the handle;) ******ez
That wasn't really that funny.
your moms so poor she shops at goodwill. thts notta joke ppl. polokid's mom is rele poor. if you laugh then youre going to hell.
Originally posted by Tech N9neyour moms so poor she shops at goodwill. thts notta joke ppl. polokid's mom is rele poor. if you laugh then youre going to hell.
Is she?
Originally posted by Polokid24
Originally posted by Tech N9neyour moms so poor she shops at goodwill. thts notta joke ppl. polokid's mom is rele poor. if you laugh then youre going to hell.
Is she?
haha
Originally posted by Rebecca MarieYo mama so fat she has to use Saturn's ring for a wedding ring

Which one? Saturn has hundreds of rings.



*KILLJOY TIME*
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
Yo mama's so ugly, she entered an ugly competition but the sent her away saying 'sorry, amateurs only.'
yo mama so fat i ran around her twice and got lost
yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said sorry no professinals
yo mama so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so fat that she doesnt go skinny dipping, she goes chunky dunking!
None of these jokes on this forum make me laugh…
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2,229 Posts
Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked up in a super market and died of starvation because the only things that weren't vegetables were pictures of food on cans and boxes.

And also ENOUGH WITH THE UGLY CONTEST JOKE! I've seen it pop up 3 times already on this forum!
yo mama is SOOOOOOOO scary she GAVE THE GRINCH NIGHTMARES!!!!!
yo mama is so fat even dora couldnt explore her!!!
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2,229 Posts
You shall die in a burning pit for reviving this forum. I could insult you, but considering your name is "mymomisaman" it would just be too easy
Originally posted by mymomisamanyo mama is so fat even dora couldnt explore her!!!
I like that one.
By the way Rwhite didn't you murder this forum?


*Replaying KILL CAM*
toxicguy
toxicguy
Level 2
4 Posts
yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
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2,229 Posts
Originally posted by Polokid24
Originally posted by mymomisamanyo mama is so fat even dora couldnt explore her!!!
I like that one.
By the way Rwhite didn't you murder this forum?


*Replaying KILL CAM*

*sighs* Well, I did murder this forum. Those were good times. Maybe I should try again...

DIE.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
yo mama so ugly she took Franstian Job
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No. Die.