Yo Mama >.<

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Yo mama jokes tell em'




Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
yo mama is so small i can see her feet in her drivers license picture
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks through the doorway she gets stuck.
Yo mama is so fat she invented double doors.
slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
yo mama is so fat when i see her sit around the she house, she literally sits around the house.
yo mama is so ugly she sticks her face out the window and gets arrested for littering
Me Gusta
Me Gusta
Level 17
34 Posts
yo mama it like a shotgun, 2 co cks and she blows
slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
alot of girls have right to be ugly but yo mama is ugly thats she over used the right.
roses r red, daisies r yellow, yo mama so fat she jiggles like jello.
Roses are blue, violets are black, not only am I colour blind, I'm a really bad poet as well.
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Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Carnage217 |FBG$|Roses are blue, violets are black, not only am I colour blind, I'm a really bad poet as well.

vat the fock?
aznkid
aznkid
Level 13
14 Posts
yo mama so old, her birthday expired.
yo mamma so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down
slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
yo mama is so fat when she saw santa clause he said dang
Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!
Yo mamma is so fat that when she rides in a plane they say: SUICIDE BOMBER!
Yo mama is so ugly she could rent out her face for halloween.
Yo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
killer99
killer99
Level 3
3 Posts
yo mama so stupied she thought fruit punch was a **** boker




yo mama so fat she jumped in the geand canyon an got stuck
Lol.
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
your mama so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
your mama is so dark, she was riding a motorcycle and got pulled over for tinted windows
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
Bahahahahaha XD
Yo mama so stupid that when she was walkin down the street and someone threw a cup at her she called the police and said she got mugged.
lol
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo mamma teeth are so yellow that when people see ir in there car they stop


yo mamma is so dirty when she farts its like a earthquake

yo mamma is so fat when she jump in the pool they say tsunami


Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
you got that from youtube
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
you got that from youtube
How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboy
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
you got that from youtube
How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.
it was at youtube
they have yo mama jokes everywhere how do you know he got that specifically from youtube.
QUOTE WAR!!!!!!!
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboy
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
you got that from youtube
How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.
it was at youtube
slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyQUOTE WAR!!!!!!!
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboy
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
you got that from youtube
How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.
it was at youtube
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!
Originally posted by slasher |FBG$|
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyQUOTE WAR!!!!!!!
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboy
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
you got that from youtube
How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.
it was at youtube
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!
I DEMAND WAR!! ATTACK!!
your mama so stupid she sent her goldfish to obedience school

your mama so fat when she went to the beach she wuz the only one who got a tan

your mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch a 60 minute movie
slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
yo mama is so fat when god said let there be light she had to move
yo mama is so fat, well she goes outside to get mail, its measured on the Richter scale

yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with an application

yo mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish

yo mama is so dumb, she was locked in the bathroom and pissed herself

yo mama is so poor when someone dusted the spider webs off her window she said "NO!! MY GOOD DRAPES!!!!"
Your mama is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and she slept on the floor
slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
hahahahaha yo mama is so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboy
Originally posted by slasher |FBG$|
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyQUOTE WAR!!!!!!!
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboy
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
you got that from youtube
How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.
it was at youtube
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!
I DEMAND WAR!! ATTACK!!
well thats my answear thats i demand war
Originally posted by slasher |FBG$|
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboyQUOTE WAR!!!!!!!
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboy
Originally posted by |f^b*a||☺☺|beast980
Originally posted by killermanYo mama is so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
you got that from youtube
How do you know. Theres a million yo mama out there.
it was at youtube
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!
this got nothing to do with you
Originally posted by |FBG$|Polokid24they have yo mama jokes everywhere how do you know he got that specifically from youtube.
this got nothing to do
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"


Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
your mama so stupid she sent her goldfish to obedient school
bkiller
bkiller
Level 8
7 Posts
yo mama teeth r so yellow she drank a glass of water and turned i t into lemonaid

yo mama so ugly when she walked in a pet store with you the manager said your going to have to pay for that
lilwes
lilwes
Level 3
10 Posts
yo mama so fat when she puts on a red dress all the kids say hey koolaid

yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the cowch

yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arested for mooning

yo mama so fat when she steped on the scale it read to be contiued

yo mama so hairy when yor brother was born he died of rug burn

yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a motor cicle

yo mama so fat i was laying on her belly and rolled over twice and was still in the middle
bkiller
bkiller
Level 8
7 Posts
yo mama so fat when she tried to roll out of bed she rocked herself back t sleep

yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one at a time please.
This isn't exactly a yo mamma's joke, but I think it'll fit in just fine:

lol
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