your moma jokes

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#1 your moma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
#2 your moma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
#3 your moma so dumb she took the puzzle back cause she thought is was broke.
#4 your moma so dumb i said look a dead bird and she looked in the air.
#5 your moma so poor i say her kicking a can down the street and i asked what she was doing she said moving.
#6 your moma so skinny she can hula hoop through a chreeio.
#7 your moma so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
#8 your moma so ugly her reflection ran away.
#9 your moma so short you can see her feet in her drivers lincesce.
#10 your moma so fat when she washes her feet dont get wet.
#11 your moma so fat when she steps on the scales it says to be continued
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Your mama so fat that she cant jump!!
Your mama so stupid when her hair lit on fire she said I am one of the fantastic four!
LOL.
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
yo momma so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed
yo mama so stupid that she cant spell words right
yo mama so dumb that she cant even get out of bed
yo mama so fat that she cant even get up to use the bathroom
yo mama so fat that she cant even walk the dog
yo mama so fat that she cant even prnounce her words
yo mama so stupid that she cant have **** with her husband
your mama is so big that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing "we are family even though u are bigger then me"
your mama is so big she was swimming in the ocean she farted and here came hurricane Ireane
yo mama so fat i ran around her twice and got lost
yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said sorry no professinals
yo mama so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so fat that she doesnt go skinny dipping, she goes chunky dunking!
hahahaha
Originally posted by *Hearts*Cute Jokeryo mama so fat i ran around her twice and got lost
yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, the judges said sorry no professinals
yo mama so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so fat that she doesnt go skinny dipping, she goes chunky dunking!
super funny hahahahaha
Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
Yo mamas so dumb she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression useing a kamaugh map instead of the Quine McCluskey Algorithm.
funny
Lol I love this page
me too
do u guys like my jokes?
yea
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
Yo mama so fat I took a picture pf her last Christmas and its still printing
hahahahahaha
LOL.
lol
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
Your momma so fat when I killed her on COD I got a 5 kill streak
lol
Originally posted by (;EPiC;) Pace Out Momfunny


LOL.
lol
Mike
Mike
Level 9
30 Posts
yo momma so fat when a bus drove down the road she said stop that twiunky!!!!!!