Yo mommas so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test!

Yo mommas so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test!

Yo mommas so short she jumped off the curb and commited suicide

Yo mommas so stupid she watches the Three Stooges and takes notes

Yo mommas so fat she jumped and got stuck in Mid-Air

Yo mommas so fat when her pager goes off people think she is baking up

Yo mommas so fat she the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Yo mommas so fat she had to get babtized at seaworld

Yo mommas so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

the 3rd to last one didnt make sense, plus, do them all on one post next time

your momma so ugly she made an onion cry
i think is old is it

onions dont have emotions therefor cant cry

Yeah but it is funny.

Yo mama is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Eh, that was okay.

Yo mama is so fat that she's the only one to get a tan

@ LEEEYROOOY JEEEENKIINS: It means she has a lot of fat on the back of her neck

yo mama like a ceeling fan she blows on someone all day
you mama like a chickin coop cocks fly in and out all day

Yo mommas so stupid that when we said we were watchin House she went outside and looked at the door.

yo mammas so fat, when she went to the zoo the elephants shared their peanuts with her
yo mammas so dumb, she tripped over a wireless telephone
yo mammas so ugly, went she went to the beach the tide refused to come in

I liked the second one Storm.

yo mama so hariy that the only lange she speaks is wokie

yo mamma so fat when she falls everyone in china says OH $HIT ITS A EARTH QUACK!!!!!!!!!

Quack? lol

EARTH QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR UR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale 2 see how much she weighs she broke the scale!!!!!!!!

yo mama is soo fat that her son watched the biggest movie ever!!!when she walked past the tv the movie was finished......yo mama so fat dat she enterd a fat competition and when she enterd,someone said:no profesionals aloud.....

ur mamas so fat the difference from her is the light

That makes no sense man.....

king fabian stole mine!!!! iwas gonna do that. and plus its "Yo mama so stupid she put paper next to the T.V and called it paper view

yo mama so fat when she saw a school bus she said "stop that twinkie"
yo mama so fat when she does push-ups she dont go up the Earth goes down
yo mama so dumb she got fired from a m&m factory for throwing away all the w's

lol

yo mama so fat that she could have many health problems in the futer such as strockes heart
disease and even some cancers

hmmm, that was kind of depressing actually

and no king fabian. those all rnt urs

yo mamas teeth so yellow when she smiled all the fat kids came running

yo mama so old her birth cirtificate is expired

i would say one but its offensive to mexicans...

yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

Your mama so stupid, she was at an Eminem concert and she yelled"go Skittles!"

Originally posted by $uper ^_^|MEGA ^_^|$mileYo mommas so short she jumped off the curb and commited suicide

That was hilarious!!!

yo mama so stupid she order a cheese burger without cheese

Originally posted by |Random$|kingfabianthe3Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

their all mine

That`s so funny!!!
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yo mama is so fat she goes to a body shop to get her toenails painted..... better get maaco

Jal funny

This one is something els
yo mama so.fat she doesnt need to go to the internet cuz she is world wyd

Yo mama teeth are so yellow every time she goes. By the farm they say there goes the corn teef

Yo mama so old every time she breast feed her milk comes out like powder

Yo mama so old every time she breast feed her milk comes out like powder

Yo mama so old every time she breast feed her milk comes out like powder