It short circuits and your house burns down.
I wish for a lawn mower
(not cuz im mexican)
(yes it is :)

you use it and it explodes.
I wish for a pet polar bear

but its actually a tiger
i wish for a square

but its a circle.
I wish i knew what my wish was

You don't.
I wish that this new computer which I just bought is faster than the old one.

It isn't.
I wish everyone a Happy New Year.

The world implodes on midnight December 31 2011.
I wish this new wireless mouse would work.

but its not wireless
i wish for a pedophile

go look in the mirror
i wish i had 1 billion dollars

You get a cent.
I wish for a Black Speech dictionairy.

All the pages are literally blacked-out.
I wish for gingerbread cookies.

They are infested with maggots and made of rotting meat.
I wish for an Elvish dictionairy.

You dont get it
I wish for a horse

but it turns out the be the HORSE OF REMORSE D:
i wish for Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Umm. You don't get it.
I wish for a gargoyle.

but it eats you
i wish to go to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

You don't.
I wish for a Mumak.

What the crap.srry to burst your bubble,but it never exsisted
I wish for a bunny

You get the cutest bunny in town
I wish Zoe white would keep her big mouth shut and mind her own buissness

Originally posted by sapphireYou get the cutest bunny in town
I wish Zoe white would keep her big mouth shut and mind her own buissness

1. That's not corrupted -_-


She spreads rumours about you and ruins your life>
I wish for an Ebonics dictionary.

Originally posted by (BFFL)Basketballchick39What the crap.srry to burst your bubble,but it never exsisted
I wish for a bunny

I don't care if the freakin' thing never existed, I still want one. You really need to watch/read some LOTR.


It is completely blank.
I wish for a Balrog.

It kills you.
I wish for a beautiful Austrailan Shepard.

It has rabies.
I wish for a Dragon.

you get an aligator wearing a mask

i wish for I.I.C.M.> Sauron |FGB$| would be nice to me and if he doesnt he dies in a hole and sucks my foot

He is never nice to you and he lives.
I wish for a life size model of a Megan fox and Jessica Biel

You get microscopic ones which are impossible to see.
I wish for Shadowfax.

Still idk what tht is.....
I wish for you to shut up!

I can't be bothered.
I wish for Basketballchick39 to watch or read Lord of the Rings so she knew what I was on about.

FYI,
Balrog:


Shadowfax:

Mumak:

She gets the book and throws it at your face.
I wish for a living Nyan cat

It is dead.
I wish for an orc.

It is dead.
I wish for a seaside mansion.

Originally posted by (BFFL)Basketballchick39i wish for I.I.C.M.> Sauron |FGB$| would be nice to me and if he doesnt he dies in a hole and sucks my foot

Ignorance is bliss. Hope you realize that. You think we're mean? We are. Why don't you grow up some and realize that NO ONE has to be nice to you. You're not the princess of the world and never will be. Now quit being an annoying prick about it and get over it.

The mansion is litterally next to a giant letter C
I wish for pizza

It's a vegan pizza.
I wish for a Ferrari

It explodes.
I wish for the meaning of life

You die right before you learn it.
I wish to live for all eternity.

you die now
I wish for school to start next week

You live pass your husband, parents and your love ones. You can't take the sorrow so you shoot your self in the head with a Magnum.
I wish for control of all Earths resources.

You pull a BP and everyone hates you.
I wish for a million dollar check

the check flies away in the wind.
I wish for a clone of myself

He dies in a car crash.
I wish to go to Yellowstone.

The super-volcano under Yellowstone erupts and wipes out life on earth.
I wish for a harrier jumping jet.

you get a hairy jet that only jumps a couple feet into the air.
I wish for an emu

The emu was actually a duck.
I wish for a coconut

You get some guy named Coco's actual nut.
I wish for a castle.

You get a cardboard box.
I wish for a speedboat.

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by (BFFL)Basketballchick39i wish for I.I.C.M.> Sauron |FGB$| would be nice to me and if he doesnt he dies in a hole and sucks my foot

Ignorance is bliss. Hope you realize that. You think we're mean? We are. Why don't you grow up some and realize that NO ONE has to be nice to you. You're not the princess of the world and never will be. Now quit being an annoying prick about it and get over it.

The mansion is litterally next to a giant letter C
I wish for pizza

Im not a pricky princess for standing up for myself and i wish u guys would just leave me alone so i can live my own life and u can go back to not having one



It rams u in the nuts while u are on the beach
I wish for ??????????????????????????????????????? to date me

But he dates Sam instead
I wish for ?????? To date me

?????? says no.
I wish for a certain someone to jump off a cliff

Originally posted by (BFFL)Basketballchick39

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by (BFFL)Basketballchick39i wish for I.I.C.M.> Sauron |FGB$| would be nice to me and if he doesnt he dies in a hole and sucks my foot

Ignorance is bliss. Hope you realize that. You think we're mean? We are. Why don't you grow up some and realize that NO ONE has to be nice to you. You're not the princess of the world and never will be. Now quit being an annoying prick about it and get over it.

The mansion is litterally next to a giant letter C
I wish for pizza

Im not a pricky princess for standing up for myself and i wish u guys would just leave me alone so i can live my own life and u can go back to not having one



It rams u in the nuts while u are on the beach
I wish for ??????????????????????????????????????? to date me

See THERE'S your mistake, girly. You're like me, you can't shut up. The "and you can go back to not having one." comment was HIGHLY unnecessary, not to mention, if I recall, you came on here and started bashing Ben. Don't say you're standing up for yourself, you don't know the meaning of those words.