their is no such place
i wish for a dog

That bites you testicles off.
I got an xbox 360..... suck it.

That's not a wish

You ended up sucking it instead
I wish for more money for the Make~A~Wish Foundation

It's stolen in your name from a more urgent charity and the cops come and get you.
I wish to lose this headache.

but it gets so much worse ur head explodes
I wish to end world peace

We have that?
I wish for a dalek.

what the crap
i wish for a bunny

You get a dead bunny
I wish to not be me

You turn into dora the explorer
I wish people would love the lives they have instead of trying to end them

Everybody causes suicide.
I wish for a sonic screwdriver

I stabbed you in the eye with it
I wish for a pony

It runs away.
I wish for an idea.

Your idea sucks
I wish for a new boyfriend

He rapes and kills you.
I wish for an AK-47.

That once belong to the Osama bin laden and the government built a tracking the device in the gun. So they traced it to you and killed you and your family.
I wish for chestnuts.

Metropal stuffed them in your underwear (good luck sitting down!!)
I wish for ??????????????????????????? to like me

They stab you with a.spoon
I.wish I knew solcycles name

He name ends up being Solcycle.
I wish for people to come up with more creative wishes.

and they dont
I wish that people would spell werds cerrectly

So your spelling teacher doesnt spell right
I wish for nothing except a bunny and ????????????????? to like me

Your bunny eats the person, chokes on him/her, his/her ghost haunts you with hatred forever
I wish that I was human

You turn into a robot.
I wish for another dimension to merge with this one.

*It does, which kills us all*
I want a poneh

It pushes you off and stomps you to death.
I wish for power

You turn into an earthworm.
I wish for faster internet connection.

Your computer explodes
I wish to be #1 on my softball team

You get kicked off.
I wish for MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but its monopoly money
i wish for a pipe to snort more crack

It gets lodged in your nose and you die
I wish for love

u found love
i wish for a bfwho is nice and cares about me

ME!!!!!!!
I wish for the rumors about me to stop

They become more widespread.
I wish for a Ring of Power.

the ring breaks
i wish for dom to post a new bonus point forum

He never does again.
I wish for a pet Balrog.

You get a giant from Skyrim
I wish for

You get a rabid elk.
I wish for all twenty Rings of Power.

They all fall into a volcano
I wish people would stop treating this site as a dating site

A cupid shoots everyone in the butt.
I wish for a one-eyed, one-horn, flying, purple, people-eater.

It eats u
I wish that my parents never divorced

they get back together
I wish for my gf to pay attention to me

You get me!!!!! Which is a good thing
I wish for a boyfriend

You never get one.
I wish for total control

U lose all control u already have
I wish for a boyfriend

THIS DUDE RIGHT HERE!!!!!!
I wish for my dad to not be dead because of the the Afghans

It was the Russians.
I wish for some nice socks.

You get sock that have AIDS in them
I wish for a ghetto house

You get shot by the ghetto.
I wish for eternal life

(bahaha. Socks with AIDS)
Your life sucks.
I wish for the perfect weather.

Its monsoon season
i wish for a potato clock