the drama is intensified to unbearable levels.
I wish for an M4 Super 90

It's broken
I wish for a hot boyfriend

You get an ugly girl
I wish for a turtle

You get a Snapping turtle that bites your face and has to be surgically removed.
I wish for a new Xbox 360

U get one. but it is hack
I wish for that Tim Tebow will get a carrer ending injury next game

Tim Tebow wins every game this season.
I wish the Heats didn't lose to the Nuggets.

They do.
I wish I knew what you were on about.

You never know.
I wish I could turn invisible.

You grow so much that everyone in the universe can see you.
I wish I could live forever.

But you live only long enough for you to see me slitting your throat with a Bowie knife
I wish for four forgers forging flapjacks fast

You get three turtles trying turkey
I wish for a puppy

the puppy dies.
I wish for a machete

You decapitate yourself with it
I wish for a loaf of bread

After you eat 5 slices, you see that it has black mold on it.
I wish for a private jet

It blows up over the Atlantic ocean.
I wish for universal domination.

You dominate a small child's imagination
I wish for a pill that keeps me up at night but helps me poop fast.

You die of dysentry.
I wish for global domination.

You get domination over a globe. like one of he small ones you find in a classroom.
I wish to be famous.

then you get assasinated
I wish for a tree

You get a Bush
I wish for???????? To like me and ask me to be his gf

?????????????? never likes you and he kills you instead.
I wish that i could read minds

You read so many minds your head explodes
I wish no one liked me

A rapist named NO-ONE tries to molest you.
I wish for good quality cheese

You get rotten moldy discusting cheese out of the trash
I wish I had x- ray vision

You see through everything so you see nothing.
I wish for divine power.

your power grows exponentially and causes you to explode.
I wish for a blunt sword

you get a blunt nothing
I wish for 1 million dollars

You get it in Pesos
I wish for a piece of wood

It combusts and you catch on fire and shrivel up in to a squirrel. You manage to find a bench to sleep on. When you wake up in the morning a man arrests you for being a poor squirrel. When you get out of jail you find a wife and get married you go and finish your education at R.A.P.E (Russian and Persian education) school. You have 9 sets of triplets and name them respectively: bip bob bop dog dip dop pip poo pop hop hip chop GOP tip ghop fob fab fug **** uss aug tip tap rug rat russ and doofus. You invest your money in a frog named bill. He invents the "kitten stomper"and you become very rich. As CEO of Kitt stomp companies you take your speech as the factory of Kitt stomp is opening " welcome welcome," you say " I hope you ha...." a 50. Caliber bullet has penetrated your skull. A Barret 50cal. Sniper rifle has been proven as the cause of your death. I unscrew my flash Supressor and put the sniper in my violin case. I leave.

I wish for a pony. :)

when you riding it, it throws you of and stomps you to death
I wish for a paperclip

It is bent. (OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I wish for FLAMING FIRE!!!!!!!!

But it started raining and it was put out.
I wish I cud speel wurds rite

haha

You C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

?????
I wish for a ponie

u get a dragon
i wish for abby to hate me forever

and she does
i wish for me to hate abby
wait.....tht already happened

you hate everything even yourself so you shoot yourself in the mouth with a shotgun.
I wish that i was the president

then john w. booth rises from the dead and asassinates you
I wish we would die on december 21, 2012

The human race lives on to the end of time.

And heaven is full so we all go to hell and live eternal torture
I wish I had more time to spend on this site

You are banned for serving krinkels.
I wish for DOOM TO US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everbody gets a free copy of DOOM the video game.
I wish rain

What about rain?

"Hey why do they call u Twitch face?"
"NEVERMIND!"

it snowed.
I wish i could breath under water.

You try and drown.
I wish for a tree.

The tree is on fire and kills you
I wish for world peace

IT DOESNT EXCIST
I WISH FOR A MILLION DOLLARS