but it has no internet

i wish for a jar of jam

But you get a can of peanut butter instead

I wish to be president

But become. Vice. President

I wish for sock

But you get a rock.

I wish my school blew up

But instead you blew up
I wish I didn't have to go on the stupid Thomas the train ride

So you go on the Sponggebob ride instead.

I wish for tickets to One Direction!

instead u get dora on ice tickets

i wish for a longer summer

Instead i get a longer winter

I wish for World peace

Instead you get even more world hunger
I wish abby would dissapear

instead u dissapear

i wish this forum back to life!
:)

i alrealy did that

i wish for a phone

Too bad!

I wish for a magical taco

but u get a macical peanut

i wish for $1

you get a penny.

I wish I was dead

But you are ALIVE!
I wish for a Top hat.

but u get a flat hat

i wish for a mustase

It is a beard! Hahahaha! *Evil laugh*
I wish for epicness.

Imstead you get FAILNESS

I wish for a unicorn

It has two horns (THE HORROR!)
I wish for a wish.

Youre wish horribly backfires

I wish for long hair

But u get short hair

I wish for a pony

But you get a fish

I wish for eternal life

You get it, but you live to see the robot uprising and is taken as a slave
I wish for tree fiddy

Uhhhhhh

I wish for NO HOMEWORK

but u get a ton

i wish for a bear

But you get a Gorilla
I wish abby would shut the f up

but she keeps talking

i wish for a pig

But you get a million
I wish my little sister would stop begging for cookies

She throw ups from overdose ofsugar cookies instead.

I wish for a taco filled with gummy worms and oreos covered in chocolate!

You get the taco, But you drop it on the way to the car
I wish i could find my phone and Ipod cuz i just lost them

But u find a 100year old cake

I wish for a better life

Eveybody gets one but you because youexplode in a mass of firey lava

I wish for cheese

but you get milk.

I wish I could read minds

But you can't figure out how
I wish my sock monkey would stop scareing me!

But instead it scares u so bad u die
I wish it would rain gummy bears

But it rains rocks instead
I wish my bulliten board wasnt so full

But its so full it falls down
I wish for a hotdog

You get a moldy hotdog
I wish for flavored water

But you get plain water instead.
I wish for a notebook

But instead someone hits you in the head with one
I wish i knew what i wanted to eat

but u get a rock

i wish for a funny pie

instead u get a sad pancake
i wish for
try me

i dont understand that
I wish my computer would speed up

It goes so fast it explodes.

I wish for a wish

but it destroyes the world

i wish for a mine craft account

You get one then forget yoour password

I wish for a monkey!

but u get a cow

i wish for a pie

Originally posted by *PANDABEAR*Funkychik777i dont understand that
I wish my computer would speed up

haha! my wish came true! i win!

i wish for a pie

Fter you eat it, it turns out to be a bomb and it detonates in ur stomach exploding you from the inside out in a mass of blod and gore.

I wish for happiness!