Post your best blonde jokes here and i'll rate them.

how do u keep a blonde girl busy?

**** Her

Q:How to kill a blonde?

A:Put a mirrior in the pool and then she will go and save herself.

Originally posted by |FBG$|tommyboy**** Her

nope,stick her in a round room and tell her to find a corner.

Or just stick a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Give her some concentrate apple juice and watch her sit there for hours.

A blonde with a hat went to a farm and asked the farmer can I have one of your sheep if I can guesd how many you have? She guessed 25 and was right. She chose one and left. Just as she was leaving the farmer said if I can guess what color hair you have can I have my dog back?

hahahaha

A blonde and a burnett are walking down the street.
The burnnet says to the blonde, Hey look, a dead bird
The Blonde looks up in the sky and says, where,where?

hahaha that was funny

Chuck Norris' is so old, and Tommyboy's is a shortened version of a joke in my jokes forum.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

Originally posted by |FBG$|Polokid24
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a round room and tell her to look for a corner. Thats already been posted on this forum. What is your avatar supposed to be? A turkey?

that was posted by me

Ya

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, "Can I buy that TV"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because your a blonde."
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Your a blonde."
So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"You're a blonde"
"How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!"
"Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"

Haha

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

Are u blind polokid? Cant u see thats already been posted in this forum.

i think that he is

>theres a blond a burnett and a red head they go hunting in the woods so the burnett comes back with a deer and the reporter asks how did yu get it she said i follow the tracks i followed the deer i shot the deer and came back and he said ok the red head comes bake with a deer and the reporter askes how did you get it she said i followed the tracks i followed the deer i shot the deer and came back and he said ok so the blond comes back all bloody and the reporter asks what happened she said i followed the tracks and got hit by a train

theres a blond burnett and red head in a deserted island.they find a magic lamp a jenie he said ill gave u all 1 free wish.the burnett said i wish i was home with my family.the red head said i wish i was home with my family.the blond said i miss my friends i wish they was back.

Lol

no theirs not