flinstone joke - pebbles goes into her parents bed room she sees her dad and asks what are you doing fred said im puting the rock in the crusher so the next day pebbles gose to school and her teacher asks what did you learn over the week end pebbles said i learned that you put the rock in the crusher and out pops little pebbles
theres three guys ian trey and lary they go on a hoker web sight and find the hot skiny white girl so they get the address for her house when they get there they see a ugly fat black girl she said hows coming ian said i will take one for the team so ian go up stairs beside her room is a room of conn ian said i need you to roll over and close your eyes so i can do you so she said ok so ian got a cob of a corn put it up here butt through it ut the windo he did that for 15 min then ian said im done and she said ok so ian when out side and trey and lary said you missed the best chocolate covered corn on the cob
THERES A TEENAGE GIRL WITH HER BOY FRIEND SHE STARTS TAKING HIM IN HER ROOM WHEN HERE MOM ASKS WHERE ARE YOU GOING SHE SAID MY ROOM THEN HERE MOOM HEERS BABY BABY OH AND HERE MOM SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE SHE SAID WERE JUST HAVING **** AND HERE MOM SAID OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE LISTNING TO JUSTIN BIEBER
>theres a blond a burnett and a red head they go hunting in the woods so the burnett comes back with a deer and the reporter asks how did yu get it she said i follow the tracks i followed the deer i shot the deer and came back and he said ok the red head comes bake with a deer and the reporter askes how did you get it she said i followed the tracks i followed the deer i shot the deer and came back and he said ok so the blond comes back all bloody and the reporter asks what happened she said i followed the tracks and got hit by a train