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Ther a white guy a black guy and a Chinese guy they all want to marry the same girl. She said if u live after I forget u I will marry u. She forgets the white guy he dies . The same thing happens to the black guy. She forgets the chiaese guy he lives a year later she said how did u live he said me chaise me play trick me put condom on my *****

theres three guys ian trey and lary they go on a hoker web sight and find the hot skiny white girl so they get the address for her house when they get there they see a ugly fat black girl she said hows coming ian said i will take one for the team so ian go up stairs beside her room is a room of conn ian said i need you to roll over and close your eyes so i can do you so she said ok so ian got a cob of a corn put it up here butt through it ut the windo he did that for 15 min then ian said im done and she said ok so ian when out side and trey and lary said you missed the best chocolate covered corn on the cob

There was a man named bob. he found a lamp and rubbed it then a genie came out. the genie said you have three wishes but theirs a catch every wish he made his worst enemy will have twice of what he had. So, bob wished that he had 5 store house and his enemy had a 10 store house. Then, Bob wished that he had 50 hoes and his enemy got 100 hoes. [Bob angrily saying] "I wish i had one testacle."

there was 1 brasilian 1 american and 1 german in a cafe and sudenly a genie arrives and says u all hav 1 wish the brasilian says i want all germans gone the german said y u son of a ****** well i want all brasilians to be forgeted and gone the brasilian im gona kill the german come here and show me wat u have they start fighting and the genie and american wat about u wat do u want the american me i want a coffe.

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