^ Man. Male human.
> Because.
V Are you a helicopter?

^ No I am a train.
> Well, can't easy mode install Fedora 15
V Is life ever that easy?

^ Sometimes.
> Shame.
V Are YOU a helicopter?

^ no, I am a choppa!
> (.Y.)
V are YOU a boss?

^ Yes.
> Not big enough.
V Are you a blingblanwatchamistic?

^ I don't think...
> Walah-walah-walah-BOOM!
V What's the strangest animal you've met?

^ A ant eater
>Pissing at cherios
V Are u a choppa or a heli choppa?

^ Neither.
> Carry on.
V Chuck Norris or Jackie Chan?

^ chuck norris
>theres a cat on steroids out side my window O.o
V cheese or no cheese

^ Cheese.
> Scary.
V Can a woodchuck chuck wood?

^ I hope.
> PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!! XD
V What's your favorite kind of sammich?

^ AAA HAM SAMICH!!
>you got me hungry now!!
V RED OR BLUE!

^ Depends what shade of red.
> Shame.
V Do you want Stronghold 3?

Originally posted by AIJ007^Cause I wanna help people?
>Whats with the spike in emos? I WELCOME THEM ALL!
V Being emo is awesome, just don't kill yourself.

That's being suicidal, Mr. Beck. I'm Emo and obviously not suicidal....

ANSWER MY QUESTION, DANMIT!!!!!!!!!!

^ Nope.
> I went to Red Lobster last night and someone called in a bomb threat. I think it was PETA.
V Where would you call in a bomb threat to?

^ my pants
> i like turtles
V do you love me?

um....no
penguins r awesome
do u spit on puppies?

^ no I do not
> yea i guess so. If your into that stuff.
v are you from the United Kingdom.

^ No. No i'm not.
> Leftover Thanksgiving turkey yummy!
V What did you do for thanksgiving?

^ Had a nap
>OMG! A BEAR IN MY BED! Nope, Chuck Testa!
V Do you know who Chuck Testa is?

^ A bear?
> Stars are pretty.
V Yes or No?

^ Perhaps.
> Headache!! >X(
V Coka-cola or pepsi?

^ Pepsi FTW.
> Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
V Ear phones or head phones?

^ HEADPHONES!
> Wats up gurrrrl!...
V Rootbeer or Dr.Pepper

^ Orange Fanta
> I saw Shane dawson kiss aother guy. Though he still claims he's not ****.
V What do you think of this discovery?

^ Meh.
> Bwahahahahahahaha.
V Do you want Stronghold 3?

^ Hell yeah.
> I got the new WoW weapons pack!
V Are you masterbating?

^ Nope.
> I think I recognize your avi, Polokid.
V Have you ever written a story?

^in school but i hated all of them
>i like turtles...
Vdo you know my mother?

^ no

> My puppy is kissing me right now..........

V Did u eat my mommy?

^ Perhaps. Which one was she?
> Nom,nom,nom,nom.
V *looks at broken watch* What time is it?