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yo mama jokes

18 posts
okay i want to see some jokes and do not take these literly please
Mateo
Mateo
Level 6
11 Posts
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
Yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out(thats like the only one i hav)
Mateo
Mateo
Level 6
11 Posts
haha, thats a pretty good joke
there are tons of other forums like this so i doubt people will want to post their jokes again
yo mama so stupid she loved you
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
that was bad
almost as bad as the s**T i took this morning
yo mama is soo faatt that when she walked past the tv i missed 2 seasons
Madi
Madi
Level 11
616 Posts
Originally posted by Tommyyo mama is soo faatt that when she walked past the tv i missed 2 seasons
OMG LOLOLOL!! XDDDD
jfc madi xD
Originally posted by Madi...
Originally posted by Tommyyo mama is soo faatt that when she walked past the tv i missed 2 seasons
OMG LOLOLOL!! XDDDD
Ace
Ace
Level 9
348 Posts
You mama so fat when she wanted a water bed the guy put carpet on the ocean
You mama so fat she tried to climb mountain dew
You mama so stupid she's indian and named her son Alex xD
Denisa
Denisa
Level 18
829 Posts
Originally posted by Ace SinghYou mama so fat when she wanted a water bed the guy put carpet on the ocean
You mama so fat she tried to climb mountain dew
You mama so stupid she's indian and named her son Alex xD
LMAO hahaha.. xD

Isn't Axel?
Ace
Ace
Level 9
348 Posts
Originally posted by Denisa
Originally posted by Ace SinghYou mama so fat when she wanted a water bed the guy put carpet on the ocean
You mama so fat she tried to climb mountain dew
You mama so stupid she's indian and named her son Alex xD
LMAO hahaha.. xD

Isn't Axel?


Oh yeah lol my bad xD Axel* xD
James
James
Level 7
73 Posts
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Originally posted by Ace SinghYou mama so fat when she wanted a water bed the guy put carpet on the ocean
You mama so fat she tried to climb mountain dew
You mama so stupid she's indian and named her son Alex xD


I died laughing when I saw the word you in every sentence. And I shat myself when I saw "You mama so fat she tried to climb mountain dew" its supposed to be Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew. Bad muss (its an anagram)
Heres one me and one of my friends came up with.
Yo mama so stupid, she played got your nose with Voldemort.
Voldemort is Off of Harry Potter