Originally posted by KoplatA doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.That was a good one man.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
Recent posts by Pikachu-Umbreon27
A doctor says to his patient....December 28, 2014
December 28, 2014
A father and Daughter go to a docter
"Docter"says the father"I dont know whats wrong with her.She has weird cravings,gaining wieght,and she gets sick every morning."
The docter examines her and says"I dont know how to explain this to you but your daughters pregnet"
The father gasps and says"How is this possibal,shes never been left alone with a man before"
"Yeah"says the daughter"I've never kissed a boy"
"How is this possibal docter"asks the dad
"I dont know,but the only thing this time I as shure as h-ll aint gonna miss it" says the docter
"Docter"says the father"I dont know whats wrong with her.She has weird cravings,gaining wieght,and she gets sick every morning."
The docter examines her and says"I dont know how to explain this to you but your daughters pregnet"
The father gasps and says"How is this possibal,shes never been left alone with a man before"
"Yeah"says the daughter"I've never kissed a boy"
"How is this possibal docter"asks the dad
"I dont know,but the only thing this time I as shure as h-ll aint gonna miss it" says the docter
December 28, 2014
This is for Sonic the Hedgehog lovers only.SONIC IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 27, 2014
Originally posted by pokemonfanpokemon are cool im going to get white 2
Your really lucky man.My brother,he used to have one of the newer pokemon games, i think it was Omega Ruby , it got stole from him.
December 27, 2014
A cross between a Jolteon and a Vaporeon.......Jolteon.You can even look it up.
December 27, 2014
Home.Even though my little brother gets on my nervers.
December 27, 2014
Originally posted by Mostafoxfriends are like bananas. if you peel their skin off and eat them, they die
WTF man! That is the most craziest think I have ever read.
December 27, 2014
Originally posted by deletedlook i prefer yugioh cuz its more entertaining to me then pokemon i cant watch pokemon anymore it just bores the f*ck out of me if i watch yugioh now i can watch it for 12 hours straight i prefer the pokemon games over the yugioh games thought but i rather watch the yugioh series
So you are basically nuetral, am i wright?
December 27, 2014
I was at an awards day on day at school,and some one screamed out "GO LEO" than a kid screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
December 27, 2014
What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and/or book.
December 27, 2014
Has any one played any levels from HarryPotter7.
December 27, 2014
A cross between an Eevee and a Vaporeon.......Eeon.
December 27, 2014
Heres one me and one of my friends came up with.
Yo mama so stupid, she played got your nose with Voldemort.
Voldemort is Off of Harry Potter
Yo mama so stupid, she played got your nose with Voldemort.
Voldemort is Off of Harry Potter
December 27, 2014
1.Pikachu
2.Spongebob
3.Pizza Steve
2.Spongebob
3.Pizza Steve
December 27, 2014
Originally posted by bossnoooooooooooo there is no ghost actually it,s our fear......and we made it the name of ghost ........
I have seen on, heard one, and felt one.The one I saw was like teleporting,and dont say it was enderman off of minecraft. LOL.The one I heard said "Get away".And the one I felt was like a strong gush of freezing cold air, and I dont think a strong gush of wind could be inside near a none window area.
December 27, 2014
Originally posted by kanhaben ten
Pokemon yes, Ben 10, not so much
December 27, 2014
Pikachu is my main favorite pokemon.My 2nd favorite is an eeveelution,Umbreon.Whos with me?