wat happens if you had a maid

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wat happen if u had a maid wat would u do
Dan
Dan
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Give her a fair wage, maybe a meal if she had a long shift, a ride home if she needed one, and treat her as a standard worker.
make her work nude until work hours were over
Metropal
Metropal
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If I had a maid, my house would be clean. The I would probably end up getting it dirty again.
Drew
Drew
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Originally posted by (L4D2)Karmacharger110make her work nude until work hours were over


wow!
she would be my trusted adviser as well as my caretaker. and she would have full access to my Mansion of Awesomeness.
I don't really know what I would do if I had a maid.
Give her a nice room, 3 meals a day, and an hour of free time every afternoon.
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I'd take her on a magical journey to ponyville and turn her into a pegasister.
Namz011
Namz011
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lie around on my laptop all day while she cleaned my house
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*Just waiting for someone to make the s** slave comment.*
Drew
Drew
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someone already did
I already had a maid.... I found out she was fu.cking my father....
sucks for u
Mostafox
Mostafox
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Originally posted by Kakashi HatakeI already had a maid.... I found out she was fu.cking my father....
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Originally posted by (L4D2)Karmacharger110make her work nude until work hours were over
Originally posted by puglover906someone already did
They didn't. Working nude and having s*x are different. While one leads to the other, they aren't the same....
Originally posted by DanGive her a fair wage, maybe a meal if she had a long shift, a ride home if she needed one, and treat her as a standard worker.

Probably this. Maybe if I was rich enough she would be a live in maid. Same thing with my butler and my cook. All live in.
I agree with the above statement.
I'd be all," Yo! Get my food bi*tch!" Well, if she was a female dog! Ya know, now that I think about it, I would say that either way! I woul forgeting KILL 4 a maid. That is why I killed Osama Bin Ladin! Sike Naw! LOLZ :P
LOLZ
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*Takes away your marijuana.* No more for you.
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah How funny AM I??????????????????????
Dan
Dan
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Originally posted by (;EPiC;) prplandblkHahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah How funny AM I??????????????????????

Not very, you're trying to hard, theres no nothing less funny than something trying to hard to be funny.
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Originally posted by Dan
Originally posted by (;EPiC;) prplandblkHahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah How funny AM I??????????????????????

Not very, you're trying to hard, theres no nothing less funny than something trying to hard to be funny.
Agreed, sorry kid. :P
poor prplandblk
Sorry- My little sis wrote the last post by me!
|FBG$| VeKo
|FBG$| VeKo
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That is either a failed attempt at forum use (there is a fairly obvious delete button) or an even greater failed attempt at comedy.
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Lol.
See, Prpl? That's how ya do it. XD