Recent posts by [SCP] Dr.████

OMG!!!! READ THIS!!!!!!!
Banhammer anyone?
Who can define LOVE?
The stupidity is too damn high!
who watches wwe wrestleing
I have no time for nonsense, so no.
King AJ's Castle
Uh.....I'd rather stare at SCP-513.
King AJ's Castle
Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|Bacon.
.......Go fish......
Clan : ☠ TIJF ☠
Flying cow? That makes a neeeew..... *drum roll* SCP! :D
Clan : ☠ TIJF ☠
Originally posted by leo leoAlways welcome to my group ❤тяûε❤яôмäηcε❤ I Love The Name Of My Group. Romance Isn't Only About Kisses, Sex, Or Any Of Those Pics, Its Also What's Come From Your Heart. So, Always Send All Your Remixes And Invite Your Friends To The Group. Thxx All And I Love You :3 -°нαηα°
America's about sex and money, and sex and money is romance. ._.
My Hill
*laughs and unleashes 682 on the hill hoarders* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!! >XD
King AJ's Castle
(xD) *blinks*
King AJ's Castle
*lunges behind 096 and pulls the bag over his head, causing him to be completely docile, keeps staring at 173, straining*
King AJ's Castle
*turns around, locks eyes on 173* You can blink......
King AJ's Castle
*looks at key card, then bag*
King AJ's Castle
HEEEEELL NO!!!! We can't let 682 loose just so I can live!!!
King AJ's Castle
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Originally posted by [SCP] Dr.████Nope, crystal clear photo. D:
*I turn, startled to hear a bang on the door, as well as screaming.* You're on your own then.
Dammit..... *grabs a bag*
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Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Originally posted by [SCP] Dr.████Oh god, I remember Krinkles.........
Holy shit. I just now looked at your original username. I thought you were new! XD
Yep. XD Been a while, hasn't it?
King AJ's Castle
Nope, crystal clear photo. D:
King AJ's Castle
Mmmm.....same here, I viewed SCP-096's face from a picture. D:
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Oh god, I remember Krinkles.........
The Ctrl+V Game
I had been making google translate read files for me so.....


Item #: SCP-096

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Weekly checks for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There is to be absolutely no video surveillance or optical tools of any kind inside SCP-096's cell. Security personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors to ensure SCP-096's presence inside the cell.

Any and all photos, video, or recordings of SCP-096's likeness are strictly forbidden without approval from Dr. ███ and O5-█.

Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.

SCP-096's jaw can open to four (4) times the norm of an average human. Other facial features remain similar to an average human, with the exception of the eyes, which are also devoid of pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCP-096 is blind or not. It shows no signs of any higher brain functions, and is not considered to be sapient.

SCP-096 is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1).

Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to ███ km/h, and seems to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of SCP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096's response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096-1's location. Note: This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions (see Document 096-1) .

Upon arriving at SCP-096-1's location, SCP-096 will proceed to kill and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-096-1. 100% of cases have left no traces of SCP-096-1. SCP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before regaining its composure and becoming docile once again. It will then attempt to make its way back to its natural habitat, [DATA REDACTED]

Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including breach of Foundation secrecy and large civilian loss of life, retrieval of subject should be considered Alpha priority.
King AJ's Castle
And maybe a little cold. *wink*
Level 5 Death
Originally posted by TDOR Unknown name?
Originally posted by [SCP] Dr.[REDACTED]I'm safe! :D
Well i can tell your gonna die soon because your almost to level 10.
And as I die, so will you. *wink wink*
who thinks there r sexy ^_^
Meanwhile......

173? 173 STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Level 5 Death
I'm safe! :D
The Official Forum of Wandering Minds
Wait for it.........

|FBG$|
Nerp, I'm not gonna join because, as you can see, I am a staff member of the SCP Foundation. Too bad though, you could use some people.
What are you listening to now
Markiplier's screamstep. XD
THE IMMORTAL RETURNS!
And that means you aren't? I THINK NOT!!!!!
THE IMMORTAL RETURNS!
*three new happy posts!* Does it mean *Two high levels of stupidity?*
OMG!!!! READ THIS!!!!!!!
Holy shiiiiit? You guys kept this crap going?????
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Looks like i need a shave
I shall take that to your grave :D
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Oooooh, which should I pick,Hell or Karma?
The randomer the better!
Originally posted by $TDOR$ y2j :|akatsuki|:
Originally posted by [KARMA]That one guy
Originally posted by $TDOR$ y2j :|akatsuki|:
Originally posted by Angel Bunny
Originally posted by good03i like too go poo poo in my moms food






mmmm, good for a day's work.
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:| nope, not under my reign.
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Originally posted by $TDOR$ y2j :|akatsuki|:
Originally posted by [KARMA]That one guy
Originally posted by Angel Bunny
Originally posted by [KARMA]That one guy
Originally posted by Angel Bunny
Originally posted by TDOR amazingspidey
Originally posted by Angel Bunny
Originally posted by TDOR amazingspidey
Originally posted by Angel BunnyWhat kind? Black magic?
umm you knooow just magic and how the fu.ck would i know the kind of the freaky magic


Just asking.
i know i was just messing around XD your tricked lol


O RLY?

I was messing with you too. Tricked? I think not. :)

Karma...it shall beat the shit out of you....


My soul shall haunt you forever...


did someone say troll


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Originally posted by Angel Bunny
Originally posted by [KARMA]That one guy
Originally posted by Angel Bunny
Originally posted by TDOR amazingspidey
Originally posted by Angel Bunny
Originally posted by TDOR amazingspidey
Originally posted by Angel BunnyWhat kind? Black magic?
umm you knooow just magic and how the fu.ck would i know the kind of the freaky magic


Just asking.
i know i was just messing around XD your tricked lol


O RLY?

I was messing with you too. Tricked? I think not. :)

Karma...it shall beat the shit out of you....


My soul shall haunt you forever...


The randomer the better!
Originally posted by $TDOR$ y2j :|akatsuki|:
Originally posted by Angel Bunny
Originally posted by good03i like too go poo poo in my moms food





King AJ's Castle
Originally posted by $TDOR$ y2j :|akatsuki|:
Originally posted by [KARMA]That one guy
Originally posted by Jeff the killerPlayer.additem RGX2
done.

CHEATS, KARMA SHALL STRIKE MUTHA FU.CKAZ *ray gun chrashes " Jeff the killer's" computor.*
your a fast poster i see there

Karma has it's job.
My Hill
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKaysDo I even want to read all 107 comments that I missed in 3 days?

yes, you shall. While i read the 7 pages i missed.
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Originally posted by Angel Bunny
Originally posted by TDOR amazingspidey
Originally posted by Angel Bunny
Originally posted by TDOR amazingspidey
Originally posted by Angel BunnyWhat kind? Black magic?
umm you knooow just magic and how the fu.ck would i know the kind of the freaky magic


Just asking.
i know i was just messing around XD your tricked lol


O RLY?

I was messing with you too. Tricked? I think not. :)

Karma...it shall beat the shit out of you....
King AJ's Castle
Originally posted by Jeff the killerPlayer.additem RGX2
done.

CHEATS, KARMA SHALL STRIKE MUTHA FU.CKAZ *ray gun chrashes " Jeff the killer's" computor.*
gifs
Revive because it's still alive. NOT! :D, I have changed through the past year, But i am back!
Reviewin mah fanart (I'm a killer,what else could you expect?)
Originally posted by $TDOR$ y2j :|akatsuki|:
Originally posted by Jane sweet Jane.I found every pic on this forum of Jeff sexy, sorry, no gifs.
you mean this gif who knew jeff was a dancer i thought he was just a murderer

BUT Y2J, ISHNT THAT YOU?!?!?!?! KARMA STRIKES MUTHA FU.CKAZ
THE IMMORTAL RETURNS!
Back! *sniffle*
Slender
anyways bye,I not a polite butler anyway.I like kongertate now!
Slender
IDK really
Slender
Slender