Recent posts by Kakashi Hatake

well, Bottom story... I've got addicted to a lot of bad drugs... nothing really to be worried about. but I'm back!

*dies with a smile* XD

*epically appears* did you see the YouTube rewind style2012? watch it...
also, I welcome you John, what a common name... I also welcome myself back.

I had a dream... I was a drug addict... or wait no! it's true...

*a unusual smile appears along his lips as he sighed stressfully* yeah I guess it's not that exciting... at least it sorta keeps me away from bad habits. annnnnnd further more, prettygirl16 be gone from me XD

*Sneak attacks Sauron*
Waaaaaaaaaa!

I was Kakashi. haha

*Reappears, While reading his Novel. He giggles. then looks at everyone with a confused expression. He quickly puts his novel in his coat*
"Oh, well it seems you have been busy. Rwhite, you can't kill Sauron. It isn't possible he would own you. Thus further more I am sorry for my long vacation. Things have gotten very difficult. I have seemed to have got lost on the path of life."

Plastic surgery. Boobs... Make them bigger.

Nongshim kimchi noodle bowls. Or spicy.

*he looks down at the arm Sharkdog was chewing on, then back to his arm where is has been chopped off. It has been replaced with a motified auto mail arm*
"Indeed, you may have that arm. It is no longer any use to me."
*then looks at Rwhite with a irritated look, while grasping his flying fire katana*
"that sword is a disgrace. And this is not your fight. Sauron and I arent finished so until that is at hand, you can play with my ninja hounds. I only say that is because your not worth my effort."

*reappears, pops his shoulder back in place. While standing in a tree. With his novel in hand. His eyes caught glimpse of them standing below*
"Ahem. Actually I did in fact heal, but it was the help from lady Sunate."
*His eye was fixed on his novel*
"You, Rwhite. Is in fact a cheat. And you shall be punished."

*Disappears*

I already had a maid.... I found out she was fu.cking my father....

This one doesn't approve the hitting of Females. You shall pay Sauron...
*Throws 3 akuni at him along with a shadow of 5 ninja throwing stars*

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|*I snap my fingers and they die* Can we fight like men instead of cowering behind spells and clones?

*They didn't die but went back to their dimension, as soon as he heard the words of Sauron. a smile appeared along his face*
"You are aware who Kakashi is? Genjustu is my specialty, I also go by the name Copy cat Kakashi. But without further ado, yes we can fight like men."

*He reopens his Fire flying Katana and thrusts it Sauron*

*he chuckled evily, while thrusting his katana at Sauron* I am aware that he wasn't the creature you was to summon. That is why ahead of time I summoned all 7 of my ninja hounds.

*seven ninja hounds surrounded around them*

*uses summoning jutsu;and summons his dragon flying fire katana*
"Yes, yes indeed. We shall dance. But I shall call upon my Dragon of death. Kimiko! I call upon you to attack Saurons pet."
*quckly he does hand gestures, fog blazes all over the area, and out of the mists pops a fire breathing dragon. Aggressively it plunges his body and flames towards sharkdog*

*Reacts to the madam in danger, Hits Solcycle;awakens his own Mangekyō Sharingan through undisclosed means. Performing Kamui on Solcycle, a technique that sucks anything within a small area to another dimension*

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|:P *Teleports over to Viciouse and punches her in the face*

*Points finger at Sauron*
"ONE! Does Not Simply Hit A Female!"

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|*Appears behind Kakashi and stabs him through the back* We'll be at this all day.

*He falls down; but then after his body reaches the ground a log pops up in his bodies place(substitution jutsu)... His voice sounded in a distance*
"Touche.... Not bad at all, and yes indeed we can do this all day."

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|*Floats above poison bomb effect area and throws a bolt of fire at Kakashi*

*Vanishes in fire bolt, but Sauron didn't realize he used a time bending rift jutsu; He reappears infront on Sauron hitting him with his sharyingan; making him use his own power against his self*

Originally posted by TDOR CharlesFoxKaysThe Stormcloaks casually walked around their camp, ignorant to the stalker in the forest. As a twig snaps, three soldiers ready their weapons. "WHO'S THERE!?" shouts the leader. Before they could blink, three expertly fired arrows pierced their hearts, and they fell dead. As more guards gathered, the Wood Elf jumped from the trees and charged. With elegance and speed, the assassin dispatched the clumsy Nord rebels, who wielded two-handed warhammers. No one stood a chance at stopping this woman who caught them off guard. One by one, they either fell to the blade or to the slow, agonizing poison of the assassin's twin Daedric daggers.....

To be Continued....

Please do continue.

*takes object from his face*
"Well, well now that wasn't very nice... Then again I'm sorry for calling you a hottie I guess? Amber? beautiful name."

*facepalm*
Ponies? Really?

A hottie who love to freak out on game? I think I like ;)

*his face expression looked surprised and a bit confused*
"Your gonna steal her Torrey? whoa I don't know you was like that.(haha just playing love)

*his face expression looked surprised and a bit confused*
"Your gonna steal her Torrey? whoa I don't know you was like that.(haha just playing love)

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|*I watch with interest as the lightning bolt flies past me*

*Slowly he gets up, then quickly he throws a poison bomb, that attack the reflex nervous system. He vanishes and then reappears in a close by tree, waiting for the poison to take effect*

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|*I watch with interest as the lightning bolt flies past me*

*Slowly he gets up, then quickly he throws a poison bomb, that attack the reflex nervous system. He vanishes and then reappears in a close by tree, waiting for the poison to take effect*

*Uses lighting blade and blast Sauron with a single shot, not paying to much attention he looses the focus of his footing, and falls face first over a twig, Epiclly missing Sauron all together*


"Damn, at to hell!"

*Lays there ashamed*

*Clicks picture*
"OH DEAR GOD! MY EYES!"
*Faints*

In the distance I could see the dragon as it barbequed a group of oxen and a farmhand who stupidly thought standing in front of his herd would save them. I unsheathed Frostfang and steeled myself. I felt my guts tense as my mind filled with the voice I let rip a mighty shout of Whirlwind Sprint that catapulted me forwards at blinding speeds, using the speed to add weight to my swing, I drove my axe into the hind quarters of the viscous beast, and satisfyingly heard a crackle of energy as the frost enchantment attached to the blade dealt a blast of concussive cold.

The monster reared in pain, immediately kicking off and taking flight to avoid the unexpected attack. The air around my left hand started to shimmer as I silently mouthed an incantation. An orb of fire burst into being and I hurled it at the retreating dragon's back, catching it on the wing where it exploded with a volcanic fury, forcing the dragon to come crashing painfully back to Earth.

The fight was far from over though, the beast reared its great head and unleashed the full fury of its voice, sending billowing plumes of fire towards me. I was barely able to incant a spell of resist fire before the flames completely overwhelmed me, I was not quick enough to resist all of the blast and sustained a horrible burn down the side of my arm.

The Dragon leveled its gaze at me and spoke in a deep guttural voice that was so powerful it felt like trying stand against a hurricane. "Dovahkiin! You cannot possibly defeat Alduin! It is pointless to even try! You can't even defeat me! He will eat your world and there is NOTHING you can do about it!". He sent another ferocious pillar of flame my way and i struggled to keep the integrity of my spell intact. the flames died away and not an instant to late as the pressure of keeping my fire ward active became too much and I staggered to one knee.
I had to end this quickly or else I was doomed, and so too the world.

"No dragon. You are wrong! He will die, and there is nothing YOU can do. Because you are already dead". All of my training, All of my discipline, was forgotten in an instant. I became an animal or pure instinct and rage. a howl built in my throat and roared into a deafening crescendo.

"FUS!! ROH!! DAH!!!". The unrestricted fury of the shout caught the dragon square in the chest. dropping it quicker than one of Grey-Mane's fabled whores. Still with a bestial roar echoing like the sound of shattered glass and rusted Dweomer gears, I leapt above the dragon's head and drove Frostfang through the middle of the beasts eyes with so much force that the surrounding ground shattered and cracked.

An unholy wail built up around the dragon's corpse and its skin turned to fire then into a bright shimmering light. The light shimmered around me and cocooned me in its warmth. I felt the Dragon's strength become my own and my mind expanded at the new knowledge that was granted to me. The bleached bones of my fallen foe stared up at me looking dull, ancient and dead. I grasped Frostfang by the haft and pulled it free of the now brittle Dragon skull, incanted a spell of healing to mend my burnt arm and turned back towards Whiterun.

*Gets surprised that zombie torrey was walking his way, in a panic he rushed off, while doing so he sensed danger from behind him, and uses substitution jutsu at the last moment, right before Sauron hits him*

*Another shadow clone appears behind Sauron and hits him with his akuni*

Has any of you played Skyrim?
I've been playing so long, It's starting to bore me.
If you have, please share your stories.

*Looses focus on Amy, and turns his attention to Torrey*
Pole vaulting?

*slowly he gets up and sits up, looking at her with a smile. he face washes her in the mud*
"And so do you young grasshopper."
*Quickly he jumps up and transports a distance away*
"Who's got who now?"
*Does the eyebrow thing."

*Still stares in shock*
"Okay, how did she turn into a zombie? haha she's a sexi zombie." :)

*looks shocked at the sight or Torrey eating peoples brains*
"Oh no, the horror, ZOMBIES!"

*Facepalm, and a deep sigh*
It's not like that between us Charles. I don't do those kinda things with Amy, well I want to, but shes turned me down so many times I gave up!
And I paid off her bill, so now shes got internet.
(((Busy, busy bees. There was over more than a hundred posts since iv'e been gone))))

*Laughs loud* Well its not my fault im late, internet got cut off at Amy's sooooo i can't go on much.

*Throws a smoke bomb and appears out its mists*
"Well hello, guys. Been busy!?! I'm back and ready to kick your guys @$$"

*Destroys all shadow clones with one blow*

I'll catch you Amy, if you let me.

Only I can help Amy get over her depression, after all I am here BFF.

Why wasn't I here to scare him off too?!?! Damn it!

*Tackle jumps Amy*
Hug attack! :D

*His eyebrow raises*
"I was trying to send him to oblivion not Skyrim, also I wouldn't ever send you some where I can't follow you Amy.

Busy, Busy people. was more than 130 post when I checked this earlier. ;P Krinkles was here?

"Alright!"
**Dances more epic than Mostafax**