yall know the rules already so it starts.........
i was sitting in school in the cafeteria when a kind decided to

pee on me

so i stud up and

stabed him with a dinner knife

and peed on him

and then lit him on fire and lol

and then lit him on fire and lol

then i got detention with

the boogie monster

and i loved it heaps and heaps

but then i lit yhe boogi monster on fire

and he was still alive

and then we played forza3 and beat him but then

he started to beat me up.

so i got pissed and killed him

and i got to school and the

school was haunted AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

with the teletubies spirits

who at magical powers but

were rappped by barnie the pedophilack bear

i wet my pants cos they were scary

so a ran home to my mommy

and told her that

im a h o m o

because of watching Dora too much

and she said Dora needs to get a dam GPS

she took me to a mental facility

(LMFAO checkit) next thing you know she came out pregnant somehow

witha a kid whos wasent tiger woods somehow

i died randomly

then woke up in a strange world where

every one was in side out

it looked messy

I hacked them to peices with a machete

then cooked it into to a 1000 gallons of soup

then i drank the soup and barfed

out as.shole