yo mama so fat that when she went missing, they put her picture on a milk truck.
yo mama so fat that when she takes a bath, she fills the tub, then turns the water on.
yo mama so ugly that when she asks you to take out the garbage, you put her in a bag and set her on the curb.
yo mama so fat that she trick-or-treats 2 houses at a time.
yo mama so stupid that she called someone for their phone number.
yo mama so stupid that she thinks 2 quarterbacks makes a halfback
yo mama so fat and ugly that on nov. 1st she decided to turn around. when she did, it was halloween. She won the best costume contest.