Recent posts by Godzilla143

WRONG! It's a donkey. In the morning it has four legs, then in the afternoon you chop two off and at night you glue one back on again!

I earned a medal

8/10

LOVE IT

Gum

Trident

7/10 doesn't represent your name but good pic

and sang a song

fire

Acronym

night

bell

because of watching Dora too much

Then I got mugged by a

Happy B-Day GamesButler!!! Another year of this awesome site to come!

and shot a teletubby

spontanious combustion

a pool of jello

hard

phillip

shot themselves in their belly-button because......

with strangely well made blueberry-muffins

Love it!! Do it as soon as possible!

1)No
2)Sniper mission and puzzle games
3)You bet I do! =P

told me that was her cousin so

with a brand NEW ak!

Blood

then I saw a demonic little girl

Has anyone even considered Avatar? It sold out everyday at every theatre for 7 months!

It really would work! It's a defined pleaser.

Settlers Catan- board game. video games, old school mario world. awww yeeeahhh

yo mama so ugly that she doesn't go shopping cause there's no dogs allowed

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As I flew, I peed on the people below.

Everyone who posts a joke, I will send a friend request and I will rate them all

This is an anti-joke. What did the blind, dyslexic, deaf, legless little boy get for christmas? cancer.

brain

6

nip

I don't like how you don't get notifs about comments on your page

yo mama so fat that when she went missing, they put her picture on a milk truck.
yo mama so fat that when she takes a bath, she fills the tub, then turns the water on.
yo mama so ugly that when she asks you to take out the garbage, you put her in a bag and set her on the curb.
yo mama so fat that she trick-or-treats 2 houses at a time.
yo mama so stupid that she called someone for their phone number.
yo mama so stupid that she thinks 2 quarterbacks makes a halfback
yo mama so fat and ugly that on nov. 1st she decided to turn around. when she did, it was halloween. She won the best costume contest.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? To see the expression on his face. >=D

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? To see the expression on his face. >=D

You so ugly that when you were a baby, yo momma fed you with a slingshot