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Chuck Norris Jokes

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Here is a Chuck Norris search I did...These are the results
http://www.nochucknorris.com/


Make more Chuck Norris Jokes people!
Metropal
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LMAO, haha nice link, hahahaha
Dan
Dan
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there not jokes, there FACTS
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That is so true Midnight...THEY ARE FACTS SO BE AFRAID OF CHUCK NORRIS! BE VERY AFRAID!
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
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One time Chuck Norris made the air explode


TAKE THAT MC GYVER!
Chuck Norris makes your nose
bleed with your mind!
chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Metropal
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Haha, just saw this today. Charles, you should love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arKpdxjHamI
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The big bang happened when chuck norris sneezed
Jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim on land
When Chuck Norris was asked if he thought the world was ending on 21 December 2012, he replied, "It depends how I'm feeling that day."
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Chuck Norris got Jesus a birthday present on the 25th of december even though it wasnt jesus's birthday.
jesus was to scared to deny it so thats how christmas bacame to be know as jesus's birthday.
Originally posted by CharlesThat is so true Midnight...THEY ARE FACTS SO BE AFRAID OF CHUCK NORRIS! BE VERY AFRAID!
Whos chuck norris?
Dan
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Originally posted by (;super;)The Doctor
Originally posted by CharlesThat is so true Midnight...THEY ARE FACTS SO BE AFRAID OF CHUCK NORRIS! BE VERY AFRAID!
Whos chuck norris?

Hopefully Chuck Norris feels pity for your mortal soul and decides not to kill you tonight
Give him a day. Chuck Norris will kill him.
Originally posted by rwhite
Originally posted by (;super;)The Doctor
Originally posted by CharlesThat is so true Midnight...THEY ARE FACTS SO BE AFRAID OF CHUCK NORRIS! BE VERY AFRAID!
Whos chuck norris?

Hopefully Chuck Norris feels pity for your mortal soul and decides not to kill you tonight
LOL.