hey tell a funny story here (it doesnt hav to be true) but try to tell truer stories it will make it all the more funny

i saw a cow, and then it said moo

i saw a pig, and then it said oink

I SAW A DOG AND IT WENT MEOW, no wait, nah thats right

ha i went to go and see a clown and he said hi and i swear his nose said quack

i saws me a 12 year old hooker in new york. lol it was weird cause my aunt asked her why she was a 12 year old prostitute and she said her parents kicked her out so now shes a hooker so she can make money

lol two little horses in a barn one goes *fart*

this is true, i saw a naked girl on a beach, she waz 16 or 17 i guess

omg thats gross someone i no thinks just becuz i ownz a pet store i can get her lions????? i think shes crazy (and meat pants)