We gots da yokes!
There are 2 guys at a bar, completely sloshed. They get in a little argument and decide to settle it like men..by seeing who can throw their empty mug the highest outside the bar. The 1st guy tosses his up in the air and it doesn't go very far. The 2nd guy hurls his and it never comes back down...
So there's a guy in a tie and a lady with a smelly dog on a plane. The lady says, 'Hey! I hate your tie!' The guy says, 'Well I think your dog smells like poo!' So he grabs the dog and throws it out the little window of the plane. Then something hits the plane's wing.