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stupid jokes

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feel free 2 post any type of jokes u know.....
slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
yo mama is so fat shes fat
thats so stupid
yo mama so fat she gotta put on lipstick with a paint roller
slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
hehe
Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
Your mom.
Your mom's so fat she needs a map to find her butt.

slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
retarded
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
Your mama so fat I took a picture of her last cristmas and it's still printing
f.u.c.k.i.n.g smart a.s.s haha
one day a lil boy went 2 see his grandma, so later on that day the lil boy asked his grandma,"do u hav a boyfriend" and the grandma sed "im 64 years old i dont need a boyfriend, my tv is my boyfriend,i can wotch tv all day long".so the grandma went 2 the tv and tryed 2 cut it on but it would not come on so she started banging it,. then the doorbell rang and the grandma told the lil boy 2 answer the door, so he answered the door and it was the paster, and he sed "were is yor grandma...???" and the lil boy sed... "in her room banging her boyfriend.
slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
hahahahaha
Q: wat r 3 words that boys hate in the middle of s.ex ????

A: is it in??!!
aight: a dude is in the bar, there is 2 girls at the other end of the bar. the dude says "bartender, send 2 drinks down to thos girls and tell them its on my tab." to wich the bartender replys "well thos girls are lesbians." the dude says "well, whats a lesbian?" the bartender says "ask 'em your self."
so the dude goes down to the girls and intoduces himself and says, "the bar tender says you girls are lesbians, what the f.orget is a lesbian?" the girls say "well. . . it means we like to eat p.ussy" the dudes then yells "bartender!! 3 drinks down to us lesbians!!"
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
ROSES are blue violets are yellow i am not just color blind i am a bad poet as well
blue blue go to the zoo!!

there was a monkey

just like you
Yo mama so poor i rang her doorbell and heard her toilet flush
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
haha
Lol
your mama so fat she walked by the tv and i missed 3 commercials
bkiller
bkiller
Level 8
7 Posts
yo mama so fat when she stood by kig kong she made him look like a action figure
yo mamma so ugly she makes a happy meal frown
lol
slasher
slasher
Level 14
354 Posts
Wow
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the staires everybody thought eastenders was on.
chuck norris counted to infinity...twice
Darkrage
Darkrage
Level 21
163 Posts
i got a yo mama so fat joke and a normal joke
hey man yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit
there are 2 blonds : 1 is trying to get the keys out of the car and 1 is watching her
after many tries nad several minutes later the blonde trying to get the keys said "i cant get them" and the 1 watching said "ur so close but hurry up its gona rain and the top is off"
lol