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what is your favorite gameAugust 6, 2011
write your favorite game on gamesbutler
July 30, 2011
heyy
July 29, 2011
7/10
July 28, 2011
lol
July 28, 2011
mouth ninja,destroy the village and bmx master and the webiste is gamekiw.com
July 27, 2011
6/10
be on you by ne-yo
be on you by ne-yo
July 26, 2011
2/10
July 26, 2011
up hill rush 3
July 24, 2011
3/10
July 19, 2011
5/10
July 19, 2011
A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, "Can I buy that TV"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because your a blonde."
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Your a blonde."
So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"You're a blonde"
"How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!"
"Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because your a blonde."
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Your a blonde."
So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, "Can I buy that TV?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"You're a blonde"
"How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!"
"Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"
July 19, 2011
bad teachers is so funny
July 19, 2011
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
July 19, 2011
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
July 19, 2011
your mama so fat she walked by the tv and i missed 3 commercials
July 19, 2011
your mama so stupid she sent her goldfish to obedient school
July 19, 2011
9/10
no love by eminem and lil wanye
no love by eminem and lil wanye
July 18, 2011
Your mama is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and she slept on the floor
July 18, 2011
2/10
July 18, 2011
big **** ****** on a scotter drinkin capri sun
July 18, 2011
3/10
look at me now
look at me now
July 18, 2011
8.5/10
July 18, 2011
your mama so stupid she sent her goldfish to obedience school
your mama so fat when she went to the beach she wuz the only one who got a tan
your mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch a 60 minute movie
your mama so fat when she went to the beach she wuz the only one who got a tan
your mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch a 60 minute movie
July 18, 2011
rage arena,shift world part 1 part 4 and part 5
July 17, 2011
nice will it be in every game