BUT HE IS!
Nice Chinese beard, btw.
I was actually trying to get it to throw up. But you know, failure.
New plan: let's not bring up this photo again. Turrible thing
This is why we can't have nice things.
Sue them for assisted suicide.
Well, today's Wednesday. It's either be spoopy or start acting like that camel that loves hump day.
Sigh. When did I start not knowing new Interwebs words?
You go to a pub to go on Skype or you meet up with Skype friends at a pub?
You should prepare for a cudgeling, should he see that.
Why...? Internet, please stop.
Internet, do continue! :D
I'm tempted to give out my snapchat profile in hopes I won't get dick picks.
What the hell has been going on here during my adventures into Pokemon-ing.
Sounds like someone wants to go on Chat Roulette
Why did you intentionally misspell that word?
Someone's got to misspell it.
AH! AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!
Claimes hill instaiously.