King AJ's Castle

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Originally posted by MetropalAnd maybe not leave the site.
Yeah, I'll be staying.
Yeah, there's the problem. You should stop saying you're going to leave and let evidence do the talking
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Rolly polly olly.
No. We only deal in absolutes. No rolly pollys
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:( Okie dokie artichokie.
Its AJ Beck on fb. Blond hair with glasses and santa cap
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Originally posted by nextinlineIts AJ Beck on fb. Blond hair with glasses and santa cap
Mod powers back. Pretty sure I'd recognize you, you know.




Edit: Scrolling for 5 hours. You add me. Here.
Originally posted by MetropalRolly polly olly.
Originally posted by Generic NameNo. We only deal in absolutes. No rolly pollys
Lol wut
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I look at everyone's pictures, then I'm like, wut. When did everyone grow up?
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Originally posted by MetropalI look at everyone's pictures, then I'm like, wut. When did everyone grow up?
My face hasn't really changed that much since I was 15. Now, since I was 13 is a different story. I remember my old facebook.
The only difference between my face then and now is that I don't have acne anymore. I still have the same exact face I did when I was 13.
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Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Originally posted by MetropalI look at everyone's pictures, then I'm like, wut. When did everyone grow up?
My face hasn't really changed that much since I was 15. Now, since I was 13 is a different story. I remember my old facebook.
You look less like a little boy trying to be an adult and more like just a teenager now. That needs a haircut.
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Originally posted by Metropal
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Originally posted by MetropalI look at everyone's pictures, then I'm like, wut. When did everyone grow up?
My face hasn't really changed that much since I was 15. Now, since I was 13 is a different story. I remember my old facebook.
You look less like a little boy trying to be an adult and more like just a teenager now. That needs a haircut.
Nu. Long hair master race.
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Only if it is long enough to put in one ponytail.
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Originally posted by MetropalOnly if it is long enough to put in one ponytail.
I learned from my friend Nathaniel that it takes 10-20 years of hair growing to be Jesus. He has some long hair.
I'm about at Mozart/Beethoven level after 3 months
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It took me three years to grow about fifteen inches.
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Imagine Jesus which is like 3 feet of hair.
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I don't think you could pull off Jesus.
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Originally posted by MetropalI don't think you could pull off Jesus.
You can i saw a guy with like hair to almost his butt
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I didn't say people couldn't pull it off. I just said Charles couldn't. He doesn't look like the type of person who could rock that style. His hair would be better short.
I'm partly considering trying to rock that long if I ever plan to start looking like a wizard.
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Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Originally posted by Generic NameYou should have probably not said you were leaving the site.
Yeah. I'm sure I can get them back eventually. Maybe if I ask nicely and offer cookies. :3
Cookies?
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Originally posted by MetropalI didn't say people couldn't pull it off. I just said Charles couldn't. He doesn't look like the type of person who could rock that style. His hair would be better short.
No. No it wouldn't. It wouldn't look good being "Jesus," but it most certainly doesn't look good short either. The length you see in the picture is as much as it usually grows, and that's how I like it.
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Well, good enough.

Generic, do you grow beards well? Every wizard needs a beard.
I haven't grown my beard out, but between January 1 and January 5, I got rather thick and consistent stubble that looks like a small beard.

So, yes, I can grow my beard well.
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Good. You shall be the Wizard of Chaos.
Now I just need a good staff
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Go to a renaissance festival.
Maybe...

Now, relevant:

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He needs a hug. *Hugs him gingerly.*
Everyone loves Alan Moore
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Teacher:Can you see god?
Students:No.
Teacher:Can you touch god?
Student:No.
Teacher:Then there is no god.
Bitto:Mam,can you see your brain?
Teacher:No.
Bitto:Can you touch your brain?
Teacher:No.
Bitto:Then you don't have a brain.

However, you can prove you have a brain through X-rays, CAT scans, and common sense.
God is purely faith; you won't know until you die.
I'm sick and tired of those motherfucking stupid threads on this motherfucking forum

So I locked them...aside from that "true love" one, because the rest of them already turned it hilarious
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Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Teacher:Can you see god?
Students:No.
Teacher:Can you touch god?
Student:No.
Teacher:Then there is no god.
Bitto:Mam,can you see your brain?
Teacher:No.
Bitto:Can you touch your brain?
Teacher:No.
Bitto:Then you don't have a brain.

However, you can prove you have a brain through X-rays, CAT scans, and common sense.
God is purely faith; you won't know until you die.
Everyone knows that God is a giant flying spaghetti monster.
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Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKo
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Teacher:Can you see god?
Students:No.
Teacher:Can you touch god?
Student:No.
Teacher:Then there is no god.
Bitto:Mam,can you see your brain?
Teacher:No.
Bitto:Can you touch your brain?
Teacher:No.
Bitto:Then you don't have a brain.

However, you can prove you have a brain through X-rays, CAT scans, and common sense.
God is purely faith; you won't know until you die.
Everyone knows that God is a giant flying spaghetti monster.
Where'd that originate? I've heard that so many times.
It started off as an anticreationist thing in Kansas. I believe it was like they were being forced to learn Creationism as a alternative to Evolution over there, so the guy made up Pastafarianism saying that he's part of this religion and is upset that it's not being taught in schools as an alternative to science. And it kind of blew up from there.
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So I watched the Brony documentary on Netflix. I was, to say the least, very moved by it.

I found the military bronies to be among the most inspiring.
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I gotta see this shit.
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Originally posted by MetropalI gotta see this shit.
It's on Netflix. It's literally called "Bronies."
I have a feeling I don't want to watch it.
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Originally posted by Generic NameI have a feeling I don't want to watch it.
It's not bad. None of that untrue stereotypical 40 year old in his mom's basement. These look like normal people.
None of this matters because that's not how you spell 'throne'.
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Originally posted by DovahkiinNone of this matters because that's not how you spell 'throne'.
That's just over 100 pages late, but it is correct.
That was also like 3 years ago. People suck more 3 years ago.
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AJ! YOU FUCKED UP! WE'RE SCREWED! IT'S ALL GONE TO HELL! THE RUINS! THE FIRES! THE GIANT LIZARD THAT THE GOVERNMENT KEEPS LOSING! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! Hold on to your Urethra.
It could be worse. We could also be the perfect minority for racist jokes while we're at it.
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Like cats? Cats are always in jokes.
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Originally posted by Generic NameIt could be worse. We could also be the perfect minority for racist jokes while we're at it.
Oh god.
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