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A unique, challenging and hugely addictive one-button platformer. Sort of a cross between Canabalt and Super Meat Boy, the player must guide Arthur Stone through the dangerous levels of his office, none of which would pass health and safety standards.
Unwilling to part with part with his mustache - his oldest and dearest friend, Arthur decides the time has come to quit. Unfortunately, quitting is also banned. To escape the grey walls, TPS reports and Hawaiian shirt Fridays, Arthur must pass through the many dangerous levels of his office, none of which would pass health and safety standards.
Click or tap spacebar to jump
Tags: Bloody · Hard · Impossible · Platform · Funny
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