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Kill it with fire.

It's trying to comunicate, what should we do?

Fetch me the 12 gauge shotgun.

Hold on, it appears this creature is speaking... English. How would it know our language?

These things can pretend to speak our language. It's just a rouse to get us to fall for its trap.

Good point.
*tosses Sauron a shotgun*

*slings belts of bullets around our shoulders and I grab a SCAR*
What if it knows more than just English? What if it was sent by another country? What if it was bred by another country?

*Instead of all these pathetic, metal wasting guns, I send a murder of shadow-crows to destroy this noob.*

Pfft, running out of metal is a problem for the future generations to face.
*Pulls out two M240s and opens fire*

:P *Shadow crows are pecking at the noob's eyes.*

*runs to this forum* I heard this is a noob forum how can i help >:)