And the actual teenaged girl is completely unfazed by this

I didn't choose the teenaged girl life. I was sorted into it by a rambling wizards hat.

I'm glad I went to an all guys high school. I got to avoid that phase where girls began to act super weird. All my current female friends were super weird in high school.

Two things:

1.) My best friend's sister is only 15 years old and she's deep in the furry lifestyle. That disturbs me that it can go that young.

2.) I just calculated out that people born in 1998 are 15 or even 16. That disturbs me that I'm getting that old

It disturbs me that I have a friend who was born in 2001. In my mind, anyone who was born in the 2000's should be wearing diapers.

Fuck, those people are 13. Everyone's getting OLD!

No kidding. They're invading my high school.

Because of some shenanigans involving my college being 5 year instead of 4, my best friend is actually older than a girl that I befriended that started grad school at my college last year.

My best friend is now 24. This grad student friend is 23.

At the writing of this comment, I am listening to Frank Sinatra. Does this make me old?

No. Or else I was somehow older at the age of 12 than I am now.

Originally posted by Generic NameNo. Or else I was somehow older at the age of 12 than I am now.

Swiss cheese brah.

What the shell does that even mean?

It speaks in tongues.

Which it? Me or Charles?

Neither. It.

Oh. Because I'm a cosmic horror so I'm used to be called gender neutral pronouns.

Originally posted by Metropal

And how does it feel when you run? and when your boobs clap against eachother. XD

............ Why would someone even ask that?..........

Once you go furry, you never go back.

Maybe brainwashing can fix it.

I don't know how to respond so.

Fair enough. I have no idea how to respond ever either

So how are you guys doing? I just don't even know what to do now.

Originally posted by sharkdogsSo how are you guys doing? I just don't even know what to do now.

I mindfuck Freshmen with Psychology projects that I do.

Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays

Originally posted by sharkdogsSo how are you guys doing? I just don't even know what to do now.

I mindfuck Freshmen with Psychology projects that I do.

Charles, I love you.

I spew whatever stream of consciousness styled rant I think of and leave people thinking either I'm fucking nuts or that I'm the most brilliant philosopher of the modern era.

Do you like boiled peanuts? You should go on a twenty minute rant on whether you like boiled peanuts or not.

Eh, I'm not feeling up for a 20 minute rant. I can say I'm not the biggest fan of peanuts by themselves. I like peanut butter but peanuts themselves I don't quite fancy...

I only like peanut butter and boiled peanuts.

Originally posted by MetropalI don't know how to respond so.

What even...

Originally posted by MetropalDo you like boiled peanuts? You should go on a twenty minute rant on whether you like boiled peanuts or not.

You know what? Screw you. Boiled peanuts sound gross. I don't even fucking know how you fucking do that. Do you boil them in water? In that case, it's peanuts boiled in water, not boiled peanuts. That's such a fucking stupid name. I WISH I could do a rant on boiled peanuts in 20 minutes, but this will take a fucking entire hour. I bet it tastes bad too. Your food tastes are bad, and you should feel bad. Normal, salted peanuts are the ONLY way to go. I fucking swear, don't even get me started on NON-SALTED peanuts.... (lel)

You should get started. That only took me 45 seconds to read. Maybe add in a few more philosophical interpretations of the universe.

I just entered the void of gamesbutler.

That almost crashed my browser, but I closed it just in time.
I rember those 2, they were dating or some shit.

What even is that or something?

Originally posted by MetropalI just entered the void of gamesbutler.

This just crashed my phone for some reason. I had to restart it. / :

It's the void. I don't even know how I got to it. Actually, I think it's the page that stores every message ever written on gamesbutler. It said like 500 and something months ago.

Originally posted by MetropalI just entered the void of gamesbutler.

Opening now. Time to crash browser.

This is ominous.
EDIT (7:27 PM): Fuck


EDIT Again: There's music playing and I have an anime girl cursor. Dom did this on purpose.

Lol, that happened to me several times.

I don't have Flash open. I give 0 shits!

The page was talking to me.

Might want to kill yourself just in case. Trust me. I'm a scientist

I. Am. No. Human.

Of course not. You're a scientist.

.. Meep.

Good, glad we have that settled out.

Shall we get down with the sickness?