Originally posted by Domyou have to click 'full-size image' and link to thatthanks dom!
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EPIC FAILZ!!!November 9, 2011
November 9, 2011
fine, post your gamertag also! *HMPH*
May 11, 2011
The People Who Hacked PS3 should die.
May 11, 2011
A Drunk Unicorn
May 11, 2011
I like Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition. Or Deadrising 2
May 11, 2011
Originally posted by And I care why?Ha ha! Thats an epic fail right there dumb ****.that's the picture i uploaded. it probably hasn't loaded yet since im on a school computer.
May 11, 2011
Just joking about the Justin Bieber. Nobody likes him.
May 11, 2011
Justin Bieber
Avenged Sevenfold
Nirvana
The Offspring
Green Day
Papa Roach
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Eminem
Lil' Wayne
Beastie Boys
The lonely Islands
Nickelback
Slipknot
Hollywood Undead
Motley Crue
There's more but for now this is it
Avenged Sevenfold
Nirvana
The Offspring
Green Day
Papa Roach
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Eminem
Lil' Wayne
Beastie Boys
The lonely Islands
Nickelback
Slipknot
Hollywood Undead
Motley Crue
There's more but for now this is it
May 11, 2011
i wish my dog could do that
May 11, 2011
10/10
May 11, 2011
Post any of your funny epic fails I will rate you. Just make sure not to use any bad language or bad pictures. Now Post your failz in 3...... 2....... 1....... Go!!!
May 11, 2011
i cant get it because ps3 is down
May 11, 2011
Post your name, favorite game, or anything else that you like or don't like about the PS3 or XBOX360 
unless you also have a PS3.
unless you also have a PS3.May 11, 2011
1. I like the new profiles. 2. one thing i don't like is you dont get to see achievement games section there's just an achievement section. Longer leaderboards.
April 21, 2011
do you get the clown joke if not because clowns are funny i will show you a picture of it on my avatar. so just wait. by the way thnx 4 the rating.
April 21, 2011
that's pretty funny 7.5/10
April 15, 2011
O.K. I haven't read the whole fourm yet so tell me if this has been told yet. These are my nun jokes.
1.Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.
2.A mother superior called 3 nuns and asked them to do a sin or something wrong
Then a little later, one came back and was crying
"Why? What did you do?" asked the mother superior
"I picked flowers in the garden."
"Ok your sins are forgiven, go drink the holy water."
The nun did as told, then another nun came, she was also crying
"Why? What did you do?"
"I stole a candy from a kid"
"Ok your sins are forgiven, go drink the holy water."
She also did as told...
Then the last nun came, but she was roaring with laughter
"Why? What did you do?" asked the mother superior sternly
"I peed in the holy water" came the reply
3.Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sins were.
The first nun says, "My greatest sin is ****. Every year I go out for a week and work as a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into the poor box."
The second nun says, "My greatest sin is drinking. Every year I take the money from the poor box and go out drinking for a solid week."
The third just sits there quietly.
So the first nun says to her, "Come on, we've told you our worst sins. Now you have to tell us yours."
The third nun says, "My greatest sin is that I gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train!"
4.One day three nuns are riding their bikes around the front of the church. The head nun comes out and says, "5 more minutes girls!" "Weeee!" the nuns cry. 5 minutes later the head nun comes out again. "Tea time!" she yells. "Weeeee!" The nuns are having the time of their lives. Another five minutes passes and now the head nun is ****** off. She storms out and yells, "That's it! If you three don't come in right now, I'm gonna put the seats back on those bikes!"
5.There were 100 nuns in a nunnery and a head nun. one day the head nun said I've done a room check and 99 rooms were perfect except 1. in that 1 room I found a pair of boxer shorts. 99 nuns went agrhhh and 1 nun went hehehe.
The head nun carried on and in those boxer shorts I found a condom. 99 nuns went agrhhhh and 1 nun went hehehe. Hhe head nun then said 'and in that condom i found a hole' and 99 nuns went hehehe and 1 nun went aggrrrrrhhhhhhhh!!!!!
6.Three guys were at a football game. It just so happens that they were all diehard football fans. They finally found a seat good enough for them. But there was just one problem with the so called "perfect seats." Three nuns were in front of them blocking their veiw.
The guys wanted them to move so one said, loud enough for the nuns to hear, "Hey I think I'll move to Idaho. There are only 100 Catholics there."
The second one said, "No I'm gonna move to Montana. There are only 50 Catholics living there."
Then the third guy said, "You two are both wrong. We should move to Wisconsin. There are only 25 Catholics there."
Then one of the nuns turns around and said, "Hey why don't you go to hell... there aren't any Catholics there!"
6.There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunk. When the bar closes he gets up to go home.
He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of he door. As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by. He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face.
The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say anything, he leans over and punches her again. This time the nun hits the pavement. The drunk stumbles over to her, kicks her in the butt, picks her up and throws her against the wall.
By now the nun is very weak and can barely move. He leans over her, grabbing her by the collar of her habit and says, "Not feeling too strong tonight, are you, Batman!"
7.What's black and white and tells the pope to SCREW OFF?
A nun that's just won the lottery.
8.Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "S***, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. "S***, I missed." "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly.
The priest promised to do better and the round continued.On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."
On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "S***, I missed." A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.
And from the sky comes a booming voice ....... "S***, I missed."
9.Upon visiting her new first grade class, the head nun asked her wide-eyed students, "Children, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a doctor!" squealed a boy.
"I want to be a nurse!" squeaked a girl.
"I want to be a prostitute!" replied another girl.
Upon hearing this, the nun fainted and fell flat on the floor. A few minutes later, after being awoken by a splash of cold water, asked, "Tell me, child, what did you say you wanted to be?"
"A prostitute!" she answered.
"Oh, thank goodness" sighed the nun, "I thought you said Protestant."
10.Once there was three nuns. Now they were so good to God he showed himself to them. "You have been so good to me that I'm going to do you a favor. Jump off that cliff and name any animal and you will turn into that animal." The nuns all shouted with joy.
The first one jumped off and said "Butterfly!" So she turned into one. The second one jumped off and said "Swan!" So she turned into one. The third one was running when she tripped and said "Oh s***!"
11. Last joke. It's a clown joke. Two cannibals are eating a clown and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does something taste funny to you." that never gets old hahaha
I know it's alot but they're funny so do not skip them.
1.Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.
2.A mother superior called 3 nuns and asked them to do a sin or something wrong
Then a little later, one came back and was crying
"Why? What did you do?" asked the mother superior
"I picked flowers in the garden."
"Ok your sins are forgiven, go drink the holy water."
The nun did as told, then another nun came, she was also crying
"Why? What did you do?"
"I stole a candy from a kid"
"Ok your sins are forgiven, go drink the holy water."
She also did as told...
Then the last nun came, but she was roaring with laughter
"Why? What did you do?" asked the mother superior sternly
"I peed in the holy water" came the reply
3.Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sins were.
The first nun says, "My greatest sin is ****. Every year I go out for a week and work as a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into the poor box."
The second nun says, "My greatest sin is drinking. Every year I take the money from the poor box and go out drinking for a solid week."
The third just sits there quietly.
So the first nun says to her, "Come on, we've told you our worst sins. Now you have to tell us yours."
The third nun says, "My greatest sin is that I gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train!"
4.One day three nuns are riding their bikes around the front of the church. The head nun comes out and says, "5 more minutes girls!" "Weeee!" the nuns cry. 5 minutes later the head nun comes out again. "Tea time!" she yells. "Weeeee!" The nuns are having the time of their lives. Another five minutes passes and now the head nun is ****** off. She storms out and yells, "That's it! If you three don't come in right now, I'm gonna put the seats back on those bikes!"
5.There were 100 nuns in a nunnery and a head nun. one day the head nun said I've done a room check and 99 rooms were perfect except 1. in that 1 room I found a pair of boxer shorts. 99 nuns went agrhhh and 1 nun went hehehe.
The head nun carried on and in those boxer shorts I found a condom. 99 nuns went agrhhhh and 1 nun went hehehe. Hhe head nun then said 'and in that condom i found a hole' and 99 nuns went hehehe and 1 nun went aggrrrrrhhhhhhhh!!!!!
6.Three guys were at a football game. It just so happens that they were all diehard football fans. They finally found a seat good enough for them. But there was just one problem with the so called "perfect seats." Three nuns were in front of them blocking their veiw.
The guys wanted them to move so one said, loud enough for the nuns to hear, "Hey I think I'll move to Idaho. There are only 100 Catholics there."
The second one said, "No I'm gonna move to Montana. There are only 50 Catholics living there."
Then the third guy said, "You two are both wrong. We should move to Wisconsin. There are only 25 Catholics there."
Then one of the nuns turns around and said, "Hey why don't you go to hell... there aren't any Catholics there!"
6.There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunk. When the bar closes he gets up to go home.
He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of he door. As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by. He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face.
The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say anything, he leans over and punches her again. This time the nun hits the pavement. The drunk stumbles over to her, kicks her in the butt, picks her up and throws her against the wall.
By now the nun is very weak and can barely move. He leans over her, grabbing her by the collar of her habit and says, "Not feeling too strong tonight, are you, Batman!"
7.What's black and white and tells the pope to SCREW OFF?
A nun that's just won the lottery.
8.Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "S***, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. "S***, I missed." "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly.
The priest promised to do better and the round continued.On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."
On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "S***, I missed." A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.
And from the sky comes a booming voice ....... "S***, I missed."
9.Upon visiting her new first grade class, the head nun asked her wide-eyed students, "Children, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a doctor!" squealed a boy.
"I want to be a nurse!" squeaked a girl.
"I want to be a prostitute!" replied another girl.
Upon hearing this, the nun fainted and fell flat on the floor. A few minutes later, after being awoken by a splash of cold water, asked, "Tell me, child, what did you say you wanted to be?"
"A prostitute!" she answered.
"Oh, thank goodness" sighed the nun, "I thought you said Protestant."
10.Once there was three nuns. Now they were so good to God he showed himself to them. "You have been so good to me that I'm going to do you a favor. Jump off that cliff and name any animal and you will turn into that animal." The nuns all shouted with joy.
The first one jumped off and said "Butterfly!" So she turned into one. The second one jumped off and said "Swan!" So she turned into one. The third one was running when she tripped and said "Oh s***!"
11. Last joke. It's a clown joke. Two cannibals are eating a clown and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does something taste funny to you." that never gets old hahaha
I know it's alot but they're funny so do not skip them.
March 23, 2011
id love to!!!
November 16, 2010
Why you're fat