yo momma so fat when she jumped off a plane with a yellow coat the people said oh sh*t the sun is falling
yo momma so racist that when her tv was floating in the backyard at night she said put it down n***a
yo momma is so fat that when a car crashed into her belly she said ...who threw that pebble?
yo momma is so fat that when she went to school she sat next to every body
yo momma is so fat she chased a school bus and thought it was a twinky