yo mama is so fat when she went to the movie theater ****** sat next to everyone.
yo mama is so fat her pants size is umm...umm ****** LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
yo mama is so old when she was in her history class they were just writing down what they were doing.
yo mama is so fat when she sat in the middle of the road people thought it was a round about.
yo mama is so dumb she got the power line stuck it up her butt and started singing i got the power
yo mama is so ugly she looks like shreks left sack.
yo mama is do fat when she went swimming th whales came and started singing we are family all my brothers sisters and me.
yo mama is so dumb dat she drowned a fish
yo mama is so fat when she saw a red suit everyone said the 'hey look the warehouse is moving'.
yo mama is so old when she farted dust came out
yo mama is so old she had a picture of moses in her year book
yo mama is so old her certificate says expired on it
yo mama is so fat when she to weigh herself it said error
yo mama is so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince
yo mama is so stupid she was locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
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