one day i was walking down the street...

chewing gum and reading

graffiti on the walls

and saw this stupid idiot hobo

playing with a knife

i spat the gum on him

and he got pissed and stabbed me

in the stomach

and i grabbed it

and stabbed him in the

wrong and nasty place

the ticklish spot!

he screamed and died but i was mortally wounded

lol i laughed

and died

dramatically

but came back to life and i had to go to the washroom

but i died again before i got there

then zombies came and ate the rest of me

they walked away not quite satisfied

so they ate another random person

then the zombie was sick and threw me up

but i was missing an arm, a foot, a ear, a eye and my head was cracked open

so i went to the doctor to fix me up

after alot of plastic surgery...

and then i farted

and the fart made the doctor die so i said

Wat A Twist!! Like that guy from robot chicken