I don't know how many of you saw Animaniacs growing up, but they used to have this one part where they mention good idea and bad ideas. The good idea was well good...and the bad idea is a version of the good idea but turned wrong.
Good idea: Tossing a coin into a fountain for good luck.
Bad idea: Tossing your cousin into a fountain for good luck.
Now, the purpose of the game is to respond to the person's good idea with a bad idea and then add a good idea for the next person.
Like let's say the previous person at the end said:
Good Idea: Putting your coat over a puddle to let your girlfriend walk over it.
My post and (let's continue from here):
Bad Idea: Putting your girlfriend over a puddle to let your local high school marching band walk over it.
Good Idea: Giving your dog a bath in the bathtub.
Giving your cat a bath with the dog.
Sitting in front of the computer.
Sitting in front of the computer(with YOU on the very edge.. Yeah... My idea sucks but blame Polokid for a tough one. XD)
Punching a bully in the face,
Being punched in the face by a bully.
being pranked by your friends
kicking their ****
Petting their ****
Riding a horse.
Buying stock in google which turns out to be a time bomb.
Some T-bags you in your sleep.
Buy something from store.
Steal something from a store, then brag about it to a under cover cop.
talking about hydrocodone in front of your football coach (i had to be drug tested)
sit home and listen to some Hollywood Undead
a burgler comes to ur house and kills u
forgeting ur girl
Having s.ex with some guy disguised as your girl.
Riding a bike.
Falling off a bike into a pond that contains radioactive piranhas.
Falling in love.
Fell in love in the middle of the street and brutally get run over by a motorcycle.
found a dollar
score some coke and crash your car like a boss
watch the "like a boss" vid on YouTube
When watching "like a boss" vid the computer screen sucked you in and you turned into that LI dude right when he chopped his balls off.
Called a pizza delivery dude.
Called a pizza delivery dude who turns out to have a zappy gun and zappies you with his zappy gun and you turns in a radioactive piranha which is locked up by the CIA to do tests on.
Watch a film.
being watched by a possessed film.
eating a doughnut
Chucking a half-eaten doughnut at a cop.
Bringing an apple to a teacher.
Bringing an apple with a worm in it to a teacher.
Shooting one of jbs bodygaurds
going into the white house
JB shot you.
Tying my shoe.
Tying your shoes together.
Killing dinner for ophans.
The animal you killed was two orphans in a animal costume trying to kill dinner for themselves.
Having s3x with a hot woman.
Having s.ex with a woman who is literally on fire.
Playing video games.
A fat gamer jizzed on your controler.
Eating a peanut.
Eating a peanut, then remembering you are allergic to peanuts.
Dominating a world full of ONLY bacteria.
Being famous for all the wrong reasons.
Owning a company.
Owning a company that is quickly collapsing.
Taking a jog on a beach.
Taking a jog on a beach of FLAMING FIRE!!!
Watching YouTube videos.
Watching Youtube videos on a website that is not approved by Youtube.
Hanging with friends.
Hanging from gallows with friends.
Finding cursed treasure. Arr.
Sailing the Seven Seas as a feared and mighty pirate.
Finding treasure in a pool of flesh-eating acid and realizing it's just chocolate candy.
Walking your dog.
walking your dog well pissing on a wall.
In the park.
Someone throws a rock at you for doing that
Reading a book
Reading the Necronomican
Kicking open a door
(The Necronomican is an amazing book)
Kicking open a door with a broken foot.
Being a boss.
Being a boss of a bankrupt company.
Eating poisoned bacon.
Going on Hetalia fan sites
Buying a new TV
(BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD *Rolls over and dies with laughter.*)
Dropping the TV as you set up and convienantly losing your reciept.
Going to a ball.
It turns out to be flat. (Inside joke.)
Being a YouTube commentator.
Licking this forum.
Asking someone for change
Giving someone a foriegn coin.