Aww.

..You know, Jole...We haven't had a nice little perverted chat in a while...

...That sounds silly.

Oh it does does it?
*My friend Sarah bursts out of nowhere*
Her:THAT'S HIM!
Me: SHUT UP!!!!!
(nothin's sillier than what I just posted)

Yes, yes it did.

That was dumb.... god.... Peter, we should give him the talk..... again.

The Talk? Wtf you talkin' about, "again"?

XD

RESPECT YO PIMP HOE!! *smacks across the face*

Uh..

Lol..... nice.

i was talkking to charles obviously

Haha, Obviously.

Smack me across the face with what?!??!?!

Kay?

What do you think Charles?

my hand...... not my third leg. if i did(which i will never do cause your not a chick) i would have said co.ck slap

Hehe...human tripod XD

Lol

mhm.

Thats inhuman honestly.

Sadly.

Ha ha..... now that I think of it, Peter and I can do it. Muahaha

Interesting..

So, Charles is now a pimp hoe.... nice.

i suppose. he's both your ****** and mine until her learns how to pick up and get chicks. im not saying that he cant do it, im just saying that our way is more efficient

Yeah.... we should start a clan....

"until her learns" ha.

Heh heh.... watch what you write.

Mhm.

Anyway..... lets watch this fourm grow old.

Awe, not cool.

All cool. XD

Well this forum was fun for awhile.

yep

Yes sir.

Epic Pick Up Lines:

Do you have a band aid? Cause i scrapped my knee falling for you

Baby i put the STD in stud, all i need is U

Baby your like a KFC, your breasts and thighs are irresistible

Do you work at Subway? Cause every time i see you i get a foot long

Setting lasers to stunn

I hope you know CPR baby cause you take my breathe away

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause i can see myself in them

How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice, Hi im Peter

Are you from heaven? Cause i've got an erection

Are you a general? cause you make my privates stand up

How do you like your eggs? cooked or fertilized?

Baby are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got FINE written all over you.



If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together

If you were my homework, i would do you every night

Those glasses make you look sexy and good at math, figure this problem out; You plus me subtract the clothes divide your legs so we can multiply

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Thanksgiving... can I visit you between the Holidays?

There are 206 Bones in the human body, would you like one more?

I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Are you the energizer bunny? Cause you look like you could go all night long

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Hi, I'm an astronaut. and my next mission is to explore Uranus

Im no Young Money girl, but i could make your bed rock

Thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it?

Fu.ck me if im wrong, but have we met before?

I am not your f in' pimp hoe, don't make me get the 50 cal sniper!

Lame..

my pick up lines...lame?

mhm.

Ouch, and thats comming from a girl.

there not meant to be used Taylor, there meant to be funny. I mean come on! Who actually uses this s**t in real life except when joking around?

I never said they were? haha.

you said they were lame....or were you talking about wat charles said?

Haha, just forget it Peter.

you forget it!

Nope :)

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^_^