Great minds think a like.

(YOU SEE?!?!? I CAN BE NICE SOMETIMES!!!)

(You've actually gotten rather soft recently.)

OH SNAP!

*Watches Slender Man and Spider Man fight.* o.o

Originally posted by Metropal(You've actually gotten rather soft recently.)

LIES!!! *Beats you with cudgel*

*Dodges.* You'll have to do better.

Fine. *Picks you up by your neck and beats your head with a cudgel*

You people are so peaceful...-.-"

You love us. Admit it.

*Scratches across your stomach until you let me go, right before the cudgel comes down on your thumb.* Haha! *Backs up and pulls out my leaf swords.*

*Pulls out my shadow katana*

*Eats cookies.* No, Fox, no.

Ladies first. *Waits prepared.*

*An old lady walks out of nowhere and starts throwing apples at Sauron.*
...I have nothing to do with this. *Walks away laughing.*

Bad J! Be nice to these... uh...nice... random...people....

I assure you darlin', we aren't always nice.

Since when do you call people "darlin'"?
*Summons a murder of crows that eat you alive, then flee.*

...Shut up, Pk. :S
*Pillars of ice erupt from the ground and shatter to reveal ice demons.*
o-O

I adopt styles regularily to live up to the many stereotypes I categorize into. None of them really fit, but they're fun to play with.

Welp. *Ignores the old lady and slices Torrey across the stomach*

*I parry your assault, then send my own series of slashes at the various tendons of your limbs.*

*Deflects them easily and lunges at your upper torso*

*Dances to the side out of the way and swings one of my sword at your back and using my other to protect my open spot.*

Darlin...? Never heard that one before. J tells me I must use proper grammer and such to post here cuz yall are grammer nazis. Tis true? And you did ask me to post Mr. J so no complaining bout what I say. muahahahah

Originally posted by pikasDarlin...? Never heard that one before. J tells me I must use proper grammer and such to post here cuz yall are grammer nazis. Tis true? And you did ask me to post Mr. J so no complaining bout what I say. muahahahah

*Grammar *cause *You all *Grammar *post, Mr. J, *about *Muahahahah.

xD
I didn't ask you to tell me to be nice. o.o
And I never used the term "grammar nazi".
*Throws a pinata at Pk.*

Originally posted by Metropal*Dances to the side out of the way and swings one of my sword at your back and using my other to protect my open spot.*

*Spins round and blocks it, whilst pulling out my own second sword*

*Jumps backward onto a railing, easily balancing and gaining an upper hand. Slashes my sword from both sides to chop off your head.*

*Begins to rain*

Wait....since when does grammer have a capital g? .-. *Catches pinata. Attaches bomb. Throws back.*

O-o
*Kicks it back at her and throws a few knives after it.*

:P *Summons Shadow Raven*

Originally posted by Metropal*Jumps backward onto a railing, easily balancing and gaining an upper hand. Slashes my sword from both sides to chop off your head.*

*I dodge them matrix style, flip backwards out of range and throws one of the swords directly at your head as another materialises in my hand*

*I swerve to the side just in time, the blade cutting off a few strands of my hair. Though no longer can I stand on the railing and I spin jump off and land smoothly on the floor facing you. I charge forward for another attack.*

*Vanishes* Can you see me now?

*Stops short and looks around alert with swords drawn out at ready.* Of course not. You vanished.

*Childish giggling fills the air as various images of me pop up everywhere*

*Starts to growl at the different images of you popping around me. I close my eyes to deter one of the components as a distraction, just listening closely for any indications of movement.* I didn't know you had such a high-pitched voice.

I use a voice manipulator to make it creepier. A throaty chuckle just wouldn't be as creepy. Poof. *Appears in front of you for a split second, cuts your cheek and then vanishes again*

So, now you're Darth Vader? *I say just before you pop out of nowhere and cut my cheek. I hiss and swipe both swords at your place not even a moment after you disappear again.* Butthead...

Poof. *Appears behind you and cuts off a lock of your hair, then vanishes again*

*Slashes again, catching a piece of your clothing right before you disappear. My eyes turn to cat-like slits and I part my mouth to taste the air.*

Teehee. *Hundreds of images of me appear all around you, laughing*

You are an ass. None of them are you. They smell like nothing. *Spins and slices through them like nothing.*

Poof. *While you're distracted I appear behind you again and stab you in the back of the knee, then vanish*

*Welps a little, but growls even more.* Screw this. *Jumps to the ceiling and smashes the light fixture, making it completely dark. Jumps back down to the railing and listens for your next appearance.*

*Lights crackle and then turn back on* *Le giggle*

Like I said. You are an ass.

Poof. *Appears above you, falls down, lands on you and vanishes*

*Just before you disappear I remove your left leg from your body with my teeth.* :D