Originally posted by ParamoreThese jokes never really get serious in public. S3xting only happens in private from what I know. They would be too embarrassed to do it in public except for S!utalie and whor3zuki. They'd get turned on knowing that others are watching.
Anyway, new topic : You are alone on a desert island with no food, no phone and pretty much nothing else except a hunting knife, a torch, some bottles of water and a pedo bear costume. The island contains large varieties of fruit trees, a river, some scattered human skeletons, unidentified predators, poisonous plants and insects. Finally, a large part of the island is still unexplored.
You have to leave the island within 20 days. I've added the the part about some places of the island remaining to be explored so that you people, based on your concept on how the island should be, could develop some ideas of your own and think of innovative ways to leave the island. You can explore those places and use whatever you find to help you in your quest to leave.
Also, you can't leave by boat(It'd be too easy) because of sea tornadoes.
Let's see . First of all, I'd use the pedobear costume to hunt :D . I mean, it's brown, it's perfect for hunting I'll be camouflaged . (Mwahahahahaha).
Since I don't have any hunting experience, well .. I'll concentrate on getting fruits and shit. (I'll try to harvest those which I'm familiar with).
There's no way I'll be able to make a boat, so ... I'll do a sign with huge rocks saying : HELP !!!
And .. well .. I'd also masturbate behind some trees.
What else .. That's for the food issue and the sign thingy.
Escaping an unknown Island without any experience, would be really hard for people like us. That means that .. 20 days won't be enough xD . But since the game's limit are "20 days" , I'd probably try to discover what's on the other side of the island with my pedobear costume :D !!!! . AAAAND let's hope there's something interesting over there.
I always thought of making myself a Bow if something like this happened. But let's be honest, who dafuq knows how to make one. Anyway...
Maybe if I go to the other side of the island, I'll find Denisa
being lost as well. If I find her there, why should I escape the island ? ;)
Long Story Short, At the end I'll die because of my futility (Useless way of being myself ).
But let's say I get lucky, Man, I'd become a survivor who made a really awesome Bow. And I'd go to the city with my secret identity "Chocharrow"
saving people and killing some others :D !!!!!