she just said she likes shawn what a retard

Once, there was a girl. Her name was "Sleeping Bastard". (She was definitely a bastard!) Her beloved husband named his pet "Pichu", but he was a duck.
One day, the bastard and her husband took their duck, Pichu, to the slaughterhouse and turned it into a mass of MEAT. (Bastards!) After they killed, cooked, and ate it for dinner, they went to bed. (No f*ck was given.). So the next day, he died from a case of sexual indigestion.
Then Sleeping Bastard woke up and she found herself nude and HORNY. She realized that she was sleeping

This has gotten so out of hand....