*Me and my post are running towards the safe house and a hunter pounces on her from out of a bush, I ready my aim bot, put in some prismere dust, and shot the hunter*
Post: Help me.
Me: Don't worry i'm here.
Post: Revive me.
*Readies Reviving CRL Laser*
Me: Are you ready?
Post: Yes.
Me Okay.
*REVIVE*

Ok, lets start again. How am I going to die?

Playing Skyrim, you get hit by a giant and automatically join the Nordic space program.

The Hulk jumps down from a destroyed spaceship and he landed on you.
The reason this killed you because the Hulk super tea-bagged your neck when he landed. The impact from the tea-bag crushed all your bones, while the Hulk was still rubbing his crotch area over your pounded remains.


WIN!!!

*Mental image forming.* Eww...

*Mental image forming* Lol.