Plan To Sneak Into PB Mansion!

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Ok i have 2 spots left open for whoever wants to sneak into the PlayBoy Mansion with me, SharkBait(Charles), Randy, and possibly Alice. Tell me why i should let you join us and my group of perverts i mean friends will decide on whether or not you can come.

Heres the plan. We are going to be hiding inside a giant cake aprox 10 by 10 ft or bigger and we are going to get my brother to ring the doorbell and run away. The whole time we'll be in the cake, we'll be waiting for everyone in the mansion to fall asleep(except us) so then we can come out. Oh did i mention were bringing a midget photographer with us? So we'll jump out of the cake take pictures, and possibly stay the night and party. We'll make a big postcard after were done, of me doing the FORBIDDEN DANCE to one of the Bunnies, the midget recording everything thats happening, and everyone else with their jaws dropped starring at me or doing something else. lol
this plan is fullproof lol
to make this simpler
We are going to sneak into the PlayBoy mansion by hiding inside of a giant cake. when they take us inside and fall asleep, we'll come out of the cake, take our pictures, and then party!!
Randy
Randy
Level 35
669 Posts
im in!!!!!!!YAY
of course you are!! it was originally gonna be me and you but i decided Hey, the more the merrier!!!
Randy
Randy
Level 35
669 Posts
lol
ya and plus having only 2 guys in a giant cake for a couple hours is gonna get pretty awkward. thats why were bringing some girls with us along with the 2 next people who want to join
Randy
Randy
Level 35
669 Posts
yep they should be girls
we need a midget, girls, food, entertainment, a giant cake, and a camera
Randy
Randy
Level 35
669 Posts
yeah!!!!!!!!!
Do you think we need anything else?
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
yeah, a grant
Randy
Randy
Level 35
669 Posts
no i guess we got everything
Randy
Randy
Level 35
669 Posts
peter im guessing lol
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
okay...
im coming even if u say no il still come
ok Pimp'nSwagg. but first tell me why you want to come
Wow, haha.
why else
good answer. now everyone else whos coming has to agree on you, i agree
being frank the thing u need most is a lot of luck it gonna be like the trojan horse
holy crap!! Storm thats great!1 Were going to build a freaking Trojan Whorse!!! (and yes i spelled it Whores on purposes) im not gonna say it here because its a tiny bit inapropriate. just message me if you want to know.
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
lol, wow
Well Id like to come. Just incase something goes wrong i can use my magic PocketWatch to Reverse time, tht way we can have all the time we need. ;)
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Okay.......Alice is out, she wants to make out lol...
lmao to both of you. She can make out with you all she wants in the f**king Trojan Whores!!! or the Giant Cake of Pervertedness(with see through Wholes!!!
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
why dont i just phone hugh hefner and ask if we can come in
..... that might work.
DA.MMIT!!! Why didnt you tell me that in the first place!! i had to waste my time forming a plan when we can just go and ring the freaking doorbell and walk in!?! WTF!!!
wait, but dont you need to pay money to get in?? UNLESS........ your a Latino lawn mower guy like me!! SO it looks like you guys are gonna have to pay for yourselfs while i get paid to mow there lawn. lol
so am i coming???!???
sure but it'll take a couple years to get everything in place.
and maybe u should get a load of greeks to storm the place after? to remove evidence of u being there, of course *snigger snigger*
lol you can definatley come Storm, you've got some good ideas
nah... BUT i could be the intel and tactics guy
sounds good, and you can be in a van disguised as an ice cream truck
lol
this is gonna be tough
or you could have some one who doesnt want to go in pretend to be a sales person create a distraction and have every one sneak inso then the salesperson does not have to go in but u go in and ur not in a cake or a trojan horse
NO!!!!!!!!!! that plan is ridiculus
ya who would fall for that! we need a more complicated plan than that!
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MY PET WOLPERTINGER HAS ONE!!!LISTER UP!...meep meep me mmep mmmeeep ,eeeeeeeeeeeeep...
THERE YA GO!
very good plan but its still not quite good enough Mr Wolpertinger
dude just get the sales person to deliver the cake tell em that there gona do a shoot wit it and from there on whatever happens happens even if it includes peter an i jump out and act out do to a killer urge
no we are sticking to peters plan
yes we are and you better believe it!! all of us should save enough money so we can fly to the playboy mansion in a rented airplane, then jump out and use our custom made parachutes
and are plane should fly a banner saying "Watch out Suckers!" or something ruder
lol ya or WE THE PERVERTS or LOOK OUT BUNNIES! HERE WE COME!! or last one BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS WE WILL ALREADY BE INSIDE YOUR DRAWS, STEALING YOUR PANTEES! LOL
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
u spelled draws* wrong,lol
lol you guy have some good ideas
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