Jokes

511 posts
if you have any jokes i would like to hear them
give me your funniest most ridiculas jokes ever!
Just a warning on jokes: refrain from using racism or sexism or profanity. What may be funny to you might be offensive to someone else.
mitch
mitch
Level 18
70 Posts
Ok here i go one day the milaterys plain was going down so they through out a hand gun still going down they through out a rifel still going down so they droped out a missil so they landed they got they car drove along the street there was a little boy crying so they said wats wrong he said a hand gun landed on my head so went along even more a old man was crying wats wrong a rifel hit my head so they went along there was a little boy loughing his head off they said way are you loughing i sneezed and a house blow up.
killer619 that is the funniest thing ever its mad!!!!!!!! funny rating: 10/10
funny
mitch
mitch
Level 18
70 Posts
thanks carnage217
Right i'll tell you one now, a woodworm walks into a bar and asks "is the bartender here?" (it may take you forever to work this one out, if you don't get it just say so and I'll explain it to you.)
mitch
mitch
Level 18
70 Posts
ok wat is wours than finding a worm in your apple?
what is worse? tell us!
Sofia
Sofia
Level 35
462 Posts
find half worm XD
HA HA HA HA HA HA :)
hee hee hee
i dont get the joke carnage 217
woodworms eat wood(surprise surprise)but they don't have strong teeth so they need tender wood and bars
are made of wood bartenders work in bars. If you still don't get it just give up and post some jokes
Sofia
Sofia
Level 35
462 Posts
hehe, I get it...
mitch
mitch
Level 18
70 Posts
wep half a worm.
Namz011
Namz011
Level 24
409 Posts
The Yellow River by I.P. Freely
KEEP POSting jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 men went on an airplane
1 had a bottle of ketchep
1 had a nife
and the last had a bomb
the 1st man dropped the ketchep out the window and saw a little girl crying why r crying said the man u threw the bottle out the window and it got all ova my dress
the 2nd man thew the nife out the window and saw a little boy crying the man said little boy y r u crying u threw the nife out the window and cut off all my fingers
the last man threw the bomb out the window and saw a little boy laughing he said little boy y r u laghing cuz i just farted and blew up my house
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
why dose mario have a big nose, to hide his magic mushrooms when the police drive by
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
do you get it
maddiegirl thats alout like killer221s joke but i'll let you off funny rating 8/10 (because its not as funny as killers)
and mr anderson its great Funny rating: 7/10
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
i thought of it myself
good work
ya thats wat i thoght to but i dint make it up on the spot i heard it bout a year ago
y did the pig cross the road................... to get away from the grill


i no it sucks doesnt it
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
a cow says to an another cow, are you scared of mad cow disease, the other cow says, no but you should be, why should i, he replies, because im a sheep. :):):):):):):):):):):)
Why did the cactus cross the road?










A: it was stuck to the chicken! HA HA HA .... ahh lamest joke ever!
quiksand:kinda good funny rating:4/10
maddiegirl:its alright funny rating:5/10
Mr anderson: Hilarious fuunny rating:8/10
yaaaaa funny joke anderson i got a 5 im proud
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
at a hhotel there are friends on the bottom, middle and top floor in a hotel, the man at the top was having a wee wee, the man on the middle was triming his hedge, and the man at the bottom was having a barbecue, they met at a bar that night, the man that stays at the top says i had a horrible day, i lost my mr happy, the man on the middle says, i had a horrible day too, my trimmer broke and had blood on it, the man at the bottom said, i had a great day, i got an extra sausage. :):P:D:}:]
mr anderson: that is sick but funny Funny rating:7/10
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
why should you not ask where you are to a spartan?
he will shout at you
mr anderson: nice joke but not as funny as others funny rating: 5/10
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
yeah it sucks
what did the man say about thev man with no arms, dont fight him, hes armless :):)
Namz011
Namz011
Level 24
409 Posts
Wrighto, ur funny rating is 9/10
wrighto: not very good funny rating:2/10
its a play on word armless sounds like harmless, fighting someone with no arms is harsh
oh right i get it now Funnyish funny rating: 6/10
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
soz if i offend, what do you call a chinish man with 1 leg?
tiewanchu
not very funny mr anderson rating 4/10
i give the funny ratings here not you soz mr anderson i don't get it so i won't give funny rating yet
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
if you saqy tiwanchu fast it sounds like, tie-one-shoe
hehe i didnt get it the first time
hehe i it neat funny rating:7/10
as i said i give the funny ratings and i agree with you dragonfighter funny rating:7/10
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
what do you call a russian with three balls
whodiknickaknackerof
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
say whodiknickaknackerof slowly, then you will understand it
HA HA HA dude your hilarious!!!! funny rating:7/10
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