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POEMS

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Poem of the day:
Smiling is like a rainbow of happiness
You can look for the end but you can never find it
It goes on and on
You can be the start of the rainbow if you want.
:)
Please post your own poems too!
I want poems now!
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.

But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man

And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
this one's a limerick my dad has tortured me with:
There once was a man from Iran
Whose poetry no one could scan.
When asked how he did it,
He simply replied:
IjustcramasmanywordsintothelastlineasIpossiblycan.
i like that one
ty :D
thats funny
Namz011
Namz011
Level 24
409 Posts
kellythecatwoman: awesome poem! :)
mothers day is coming,
i dont know what to buy,
mothers day is coming,
i think i'll run and hide.
if i dont buy mom a present she'll be crushed to tears
mothers day is coming, no mothers day is here
eh?
dont ask
ok
There once was a boy named Peter
Who never put quarters in the meter
The cops finally came and beat him with a cane
He fell to the floor
Because he did not want to be hit anymore
He started to pout
Then the cops knocked him out
He heard a bell
And realized that he was in a jail cell
Im so good at making poems i have a whole lot of them
Thank you
Cesar
Cesar
Level 21
279 Posts
there once was a big ugly dog,
he looked like a fat ugly hog.
he went to a bar,
and saw a cool car.
but then saw the car was a log!!!!!
i just made it up cuz im bored:)
there once was a man from Peru who dreamrd he was chewing a shoe. he woke in the night with a fright to find his dream had come true
lol joe
thoose are awesome!!!!!!!!!!
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
mrs brown went to town
mr brown showed a frown
mrs brown said why have a frown
he said your knickers are hanging down
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
joe i heard that on spongebob
Cesar
Cesar
Level 21
279 Posts
you actually watch spongebob

i do to
There once was a boy named Peter
Who never put quarters in the meter
The cops finally came and beat him with a cane
He fell to the floor
Because he did not want to be hit anymore
He started to pout
Then the cops knocked him out
He heard a bell
And realized that he was in a jail cell


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I had s e x with your mom
And then made you. lol
Yes Mine is from Spongebob. I was Watching TV one day and i heared it and well,its here
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there was a cat from calgary for she was stuck in a tree. so she went through a spout and she was out and she was glad to be free. i made that in march