The Perfect Christmas Tree

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Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered.

They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!"
Metropal
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haha
lmao
LOL!!!!
haha
Funny right? :D what would the world be without blondes? boring :P
Hitler
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i am blond!!!!!!
Dan
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*blonde
Lost
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I AM BLONDE!
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What a confession!
Lol.
:O Really? i had no idea i swear. well now i feel like an a.ss >_> sorrys and lol to be honest i was a blonde but i dyed my hair dark brown (:
Lost
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Originally posted by Babydoll:O Really? i had no idea i swear. well now i feel like an a.ss >_> sorrys and lol to be honest i was a blonde but i dyed my hair dark brown (:
For that you get a cavity search, and I'm useing my pen1s. Lol nah, I am thinking about dyeing my hair.
Lol aj, that's not happening as long as I'm here ;)
its not xmas its october halloween ring a bell?
IT'S A JOKE, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha Aj, thats funny and i have nothing to say to that but okay! haha jks ^.^ Your gonne dye your hair?!? what color? hmmm?
And Alexdoc Sauron is right its just a joke.
And Sauron thanks for making the point ^.^
I like making points.
lol ive noticed ^.^
In-deed.
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Lost
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Perhaps black...... or deep deep deep red.
My favoutite colours are crimson red and chaos black...
Originally posted by He@vyM3t@l~BabydollTwo blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered.

They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!"