A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
this one is actually funny
I wonder if I'm supposed to laugh at this..
*Claps , claps , claps*
Cool story .
hey guy do u like this joke .................-_-
Not very funny, in my opinion.
eh. it's worth a chuckle. not a lot more than that though.
Anyone else got funny jokes?
Don't know if it's funny but, lol This is it xD:There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Ain't nobody got time to read that.. xD
I can't get what you're laughing at..
Dont know whether it is funny...
A white couple gets a black child. !!!
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!!!
That was..... Unpleasant.
hahahahahaah nice so funny