A doctor says to his patient....

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Koplat
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A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
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this one is actually funny
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Funny and weird.
Madi
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Didn't make me laugh.
Lolah
Lolah
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I wonder if I'm supposed to laugh at this..
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i actually did xD
Denisa
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*Claps , claps , claps*
Cool story .
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Originally posted by Tomi actually did xD
So did I XD
Koplat
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hey guy do u like this joke .................-_-
Originally posted by koplatA doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
LOLXD
Paramore
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Not very funny, in my opinion.
eh. it's worth a chuckle. not a lot more than that though.
Originally posted by Adryan FoxSongeh. it's worth a chuckle. not a lot more than that though.
Indeed
Anyone else got funny jokes?
Madi
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Don't know if it's funny but, lol This is it xD:There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Lmfao WHAT ^
Madi
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Haha.
Huh?
Lolah
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Originally posted by Madi...Don't know if it's funny but, lol This is it xD:There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
LOL.
Denisa
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Hahaha...




Ain't nobody got time to read that.. xD
Madi
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Originally posted by DenisaHahaha...




Ain't nobody got time to read that.. xD
Hahaha.
Koplat
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Originally posted by DenisaHahaha...




Ain't nobody got time to read that.. xD

lol xd
Originally posted by Madi...Don't know if it's funny but, lol This is it xD:There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

That is hilarious. I believe that I just died from laughter. :D
Shawn
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Originally posted by Madi...Don't know if it's funny but, lol This is it xD:There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Lol xDD
Breeze
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Originally posted by Madi...Don't know if it's funny but, lol This is it xD:There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
lolz
Madi
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Hehehe
Originally posted by Madi...Don't know if it's funny but, lol This is it xD:There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
hahahaha xD
Breeze
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Originally posted by cuteee
Originally posted by Madi...Don't know if it's funny but, lol This is it xD:There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Nice 1 Madi..
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Originally posted by DenisaHahaha...




Ain't nobody got time to read that.. xD
people do have time to read this lol
Madi
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Originally posted by Breeze
Originally posted by cuteee
Originally posted by Madi...Don't know if it's funny but, lol This is it xD:There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Nice 1 Madi..
Thanks xD
ZuNi ;)
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Hehehehe
Shawn
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Originally posted by Madi...
Originally posted by Breeze
Originally posted by cuteee
Originally posted by Madi...Don't know if it's funny but, lol This is it xD:There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Nice 1 Madi..
Thanks xD
Feel the power when you make ppl laugh? XD
Madi
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Originally posted by Shawn
Originally posted by Madi...
Originally posted by Breeze
Originally posted by cuteee
Originally posted by Madi...Don't know if it's funny but, lol This is it xD:There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil........ Just when the clock struck 11....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Nice 1 Madi..
Thanks xD
Feel the power when you make ppl laugh? XD
Yeah! I do xD
i don't like the doctor
Koplat
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Originally posted by avai don't like the doctor

hehehehheheh lol
Shawn
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I can't get what you're laughing at..
Denisa
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Originally posted by ShawnI can't get what you're laughing at..
Me either ...
*Silence*.. xD
Breeze
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Dont know whether it is funny...

A white couple gets a black child. !!!
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Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
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Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!!!
Shawn
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XD Nice one.
Madi
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Hahahaha xD Lol.
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Lmfao omg lmfao
boss
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Originally posted by BreezeDont know whether it is funny...

A white couple gets a black child. !!!
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Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?

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Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!!!


actually breeze i don,t like this joke ..it is nt funny ...
Breeze
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Originally posted by boss
Originally posted by BreezeDont know whether it is funny...

A white couple gets a black child. !!!
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Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?

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Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!!!


actually breeze i don,t like this joke ..it is nt funny ...
idc many people like it :P and its difficult 2 find jokes in english
Koplat
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LOL NYC XD
That was..... Unpleasant.
Hafsa
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nyc
lol
kausar
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hahahahahaah nice so funny
Is it? Is it really?
Lolah
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Originally posted by Adryan FoxSongIs it? Is it really?
ikr. I wonder what's so funny in that. ._.
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