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toxicguy
toxicguy
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we peole tell good jokes
yes yes we do
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ModLevel 34
6,708 Posts
We people tell good jokes.*
copy cat
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No, I am simply correcting both of your ATROCIOUS grammar.

Oh, and by the way:

Copy cat.*

You may thank me for showing you the error of your ways.
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKaysNo, I am simply correcting both of your ATROCIOUS grammar.

Oh, and by the way:

Copy cat.*

You may thank me for showing you the error of your ways.
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
Well done.
thank u
|FBG$| VeKo
|FBG$| VeKo
ModLevel 33
2,229 Posts
That was not a compliment...
Ok
Teacher:John come here and point where is America.

John:Here it is Teacher.

Teacher:Peter tell me who discovered America.

Peter:Of course John.

LOL is it funny
Originally posted by assassians creedTeacher:John come here and point where is America.

John:Here it is Teacher.

Teacher:Peter tell me who discovered America.

Peter:Of course John.

LOL is it funny

No, it isn't.
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
No, not at all really.
Originally posted by assassians creedTeacher:John come here and point where is America.

John:Here it is Teacher.

Teacher:Peter tell me who discovered America.

Peter:Of course John.

LOL is it funny
It may be humorous to a very sophisticated 8 year old.
Miron
Miron
Level 9
5 Posts
Hi, Dudes. Wassup. Can y'all add me as ur friend.
Miron
Miron
Level 9
5 Posts
A young engineer had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”
The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”
Miron
Miron
Level 9
5 Posts
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $5.”

Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.

The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, “OK, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $100!”

This catches the engineer’s attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.

The programmer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The engineer doesn’t say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the programmer.

Now, it’s the engineer’s turn. He asks the programmer “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?”

The programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers–all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $100. The engineer politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the engineer and asks “Well, so what’s the answer?” Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.
Miron
Miron
Level 9
5 Posts
An Indian, a Chinese and a Japanese were travelling by plane.
The Chinese says,"We have many cellphones in our country." He tosses his phone out of the plane.
The Japanese says,"We have many laptops in our country." He tosses his laptop out of the plane.
The Indian says,"We have a lot of population in our country." He tosses the Chinese and Japanese out of the plane.
Miron
Miron
Level 9
5 Posts
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a girlfriend. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his girlfriend, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, I like both.

Both? they asked.

Engineer: Yeah. If you have a wife and a girlfriend, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.
Originally posted by assassians creed
Teacher:John come here and point where is America.

John:Here it is Teacher.

Teacher:Peter tell me who discovered America.

Peter:Of course John.

LOL is it funny
REPEATABLE #356
TEACHER:WHERE IS YOUR HOMEWORK?me: I LOST IT FIGHTING THIS KID WHO I SAID YOU WEREN'T THE BEST TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL.
haha that is funny lens delva and so true about a teacher that someone said to the posts the we have been replying to this forum and other forums that we type and did u know that we can delete the post but it is on the internet forever and it is calling people that are saying means thins to others is called cyber bullying i figured this out today with my teacher also we are doing a report which is a website called storybird.com so if you wanna go on it also it is really cool to go on the website to make sorties and create your own avatar just like this website but alot different than this website that we chat on and do forums.
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
Originally posted by Zachary Tyler:) (;EPIC;)haha that is funny lens delva and so true about a teacher that someone said to the posts the we have been replying to this forum and other forums that we type and did u know that we can delete the post but it is on the internet forever and it is calling people that are saying means thins to others is called cyber bullying i figured this out today with my teacher also we are doing a report which is a website called storybird.com so if you wanna go on it also it is really cool to go on the website to make sorties and create your own avatar just like this website but alot different than this website that we chat on and do forums.
That was all one sentence.
I tried to read it aloud. :(
yea mosta really
did you hear about the man who didn't sit down for 27 days? he couldn't stand it any longer.
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Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|I tried to read it aloud. :(
Lol
Originally posted by LENS.DELVA did you hear about the man who didn't sit down for 27 days? he couldn't stand it any longer.
Pun fail.
eli2
eli2
Level 2
50 Posts
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Originally posted by assassians creedTeacher:John come here and point where is America.

John:Here it is Teacher.

Teacher:Peter tell me who discovered America.

Peter:Of course John.

LOL is it funny
that's so funny lol