My epic letter

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Dear Board of Education,
Im writing this letter to discuss a very important topic, my pen.is. I was wondering why I, or the students aren't allowed to let our d**ks hang out. i don't know if its just me, but i need to give it some room to grow and on top of that, i like to show it off. It also needs some room to breathe since my jeans cant contain it. On that note, why aren't the girls in school allowed to walk around naked? Scratch that, why aren't all the pretty girls allowed to walk around naked. Im absolutely sure that the students wouldn't have any problems with this, especially not me. Or if you can't make that happen, can you at least make them wear mini skirts and a tight white, buttoned shirt with the first two top buttons undone? I believe that you need to enforce that on them, teach them some discipline. Thank you for your time and i hope you can help me accomplish these goals. Have an excellent day.

You guys can proof read it and give me some ideas before i hand it into the board.
Your gonna hand that in :O
It funny and reasonable
omg so many words so littel time great po.rno though
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LOL PETER!!!!!! I dare you to turn this is for real!!! XD
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Oh and include a little stripper like suit under, or at least the fishnet thigh highs
That is very... Peter like.
Typo xD i meant to up ITS*
HAHAHAAAA PO.RN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Metropal
Metropal
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I wonder how many viruses you hav on ur computer...
Dan
Dan
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more viruses than the people in the po.rn....
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Nice one Dan! XD
Bahaha...Porn is highly overrated..
Underrated. Overrated. Underrated. Overrated.
Lost
Lost
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Porn fules us.
Oh yeah My hands are lotionized and ready for some action.
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You don't need porn if you've got charm... ;)
Which you don't.
Metropal
Metropal
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Baha, pwned.
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*Writes Ben's name on a spiked cudgel* I'll ship this to Alice, who lives in Sydney too, Ben...
Lost
Lost
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Ha ha, burn.... OH! If she does find him then they might do a little more that, beat each other. ;) ;) *nudge nudge*
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Nah, she's already fu.cked Michael by now, knowing her... And the shed....
Lost
Lost
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And the shed comes back into conversation.
Lost
Lost
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Lets just say I see many computer **** in your future.
lmao.
Im adding this part to the paper
In the school band, why aren't the girls allowed to play my skinflute? I mean it is an instrument that many people enjoy playing with, so why not add it to the music curriculum? Its not like it'll hurt anyone, unless i accidentally poke them in the eye, but i think i can manage to stay still. Oh and if your planning on adding my skin flute in the band, why not throw in my own personal janitor? I tend to make quite a mess when i ejaculate, you know since im pretty big and all :D Oh and make sure all the girls in the band are HOT. I dont want any of those ugly nerd chicks touching my john.
Peter, Wow.
oh thanks for the support taylor :D
Ha, that wasn't a wow of support XD But i guess take what you can get. lmao..
thats a hard request for the board
Lost
Lost
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Not for mine, I see my teachers in lingare ever day. :>
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Lingerie* and I'm sure that's in your dreams...
I see no Alice. But who cares? If she does come I borrowed my uncle's M16. And borrowed his desert eagle.
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She has weapons that the military probably doesn't even know about...
Lost
Lost
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Originally posted by CharlesLingerie* and I\'m sure that\'s in your dreams...

UP YOUR ****!
Originally posted by CharlesShe has weapons that the military probably doesn\'t even know about...
I have a weapon so powerful that even the military cant comprehend how powerful it is. It's won many battles, only losing pints of blood each time. One slap from this fearful weapon can kill you
My weapon is truly evil. A weapon of total destruction and evil. Nobody knows about it except me. It is nearly microscopic, barely visible. But it more powerful then a nuclear bomb.
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Originally posted by LegitxxPimpPubezxx
Originally posted by CharlesShe has weapons that the military probably doesn\'t even know about...
I have a weapon so powerful that even the military cant comprehend how powerful it is. It\'s won many battles, only losing pints of blood each time. One slap from this fearful weapon can kill you
Quit talkin' about your d.ck
Lol.
Lost
Lost
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YOU THINKING WITH YOUR D1CK.
Metropal
Metropal
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You all need to put your brains in the right head!
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.... No Peter was talkin' about his d.ck I know him well enough for him to be talking about that... What "weapon" loses blood, eh?
lmfao yep, but its true. oh and that blood i was referring to is ji.zz
Lost
Lost
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Knew that one Peter. -_-
.......... So predictable.
not my fault its so big :P
.................... It probably is actually.
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Idk... *shoots Peter in the crotch with Ben's M16* WHO'S GOT A ***** NOW?!
wow..........
After years of nut shots, my genitals have become as strong as titanium aloid sooooo i still got em.
Lost
Lost
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Ha nice. I can **** into the toilet from 3 yards away!
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