Here's a new game (heh) that we can play. Here's how you play. You have to come up with a interesting way to capture someones hill, and then you end it with MY HILL.
Gamer 1: I destory your turrets and build a wall around MY HILL.
Gamer 2: I blow up your wall. MY HILL.
Let the rukkus commense.
I find a bunch of dirt and create a massive hill. MY HILL.
I steal your lunch-money and take the hill. MY HILL.
I sneak up on you and eat your face. MY HILL.
I start a barbecue and cook food HANK HILL
don't think I'm doing this right.....
*Dancin' on ma hill because Dan didn't take it*
I jump back on the hill and throw you to the moon. MY HILL.
Wait, did 20120100011101101111 01100100 have planning permission GOVERNMENTS HILL
I wipe out every government on earth and begin a global reign of terror. MY HILL/WORLD.
Crash return ship from the moon into the hill. MY HILL.
I set a precision tactical orbital strike on the hill. MY HILL.
I shoot Lincoln in the back of the head while he is at the cinema. MY HILL.
Although you have been fighting over the hill, I still rule the world and sign warrants for all of your assassinations and have my armies storm the hill. MY HILL.
Me and mosta fist pound and kill your army. Mutualy devided HILL!
I jettison the hill into orbit around Mars. Thus it is now no longer in anyone's particular jurisdiction. So, now it's MY HILL
Kills Dave with a knife. My Hill.
Comes back as a ghost and possesses Torrey. My Hill.
Or would that be Our Hill?
*b1tch slaps both of yall* MY HILL B1TCH.
*Shoots you with an RPG. MY HILL*
*Teabags you while you are distracted* MY HILL.
*Sweetly runs over everyone with a tank.* My Hill.
*still in possession of you* MY HILL!
I pull the hill back to earth and assemble a new army. MY HILL!
*A team of magi pulls the hill out of the ground like Dalaran.* MY HILL!
I sneak in and lock myself in the controll room MY HILL.
Angry flash mob break the lock and claim the hill. MY HILL.
*Still rulin' the world* You all seem to have forgot about the assassins I sent after you. *My armies storm the hill once more and build a huge castle around it*
*possess the castle and painstakingly kills everyone in it* My hill.
*An assassin comes up behind you and slits your throat* MY HILL.
*questions how you can slit a throat of a castle as a thwomp comes down and crushes the assassin* Still my hill
DON'T QUESTION MY ASSASSIN'S ABILITIES!!! *Nukes the castle* MY MOTHA-TRUCKIN' HILL!
Puts mines around the ground. MY HILL!
(This is so gonna turn into an rp eventually... ;D)
*Grabs the nearest sl*t to distract you, building a new castle out of nuclear resistant materials and living in it with my armies.* MY HILL!
*wipes everyone's memory* My hill.
*Grabs Charles' slut* Forget the hill, I'm gonna have me some fun >:D
*cuts you all up and eats you with fava beans and chanti* MY HILL.
Relises the man eating chickens on you all. MY HILL
*Walks back to the hill and everything explodes from my awesomeness. I walk to the top of the hill and forge a huge throne from the remnants of my enemies weapons and sit upon it* My hill.
*Throws you off the hill* Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.... MY HILL!
You know what! I don't need your hill! *makes a new hill with blackjack and hookers* MY HILL!
Send 1,000 of my trained wolves at fox. MY HILL
Whilst the wolves are mauling Charles I walk back up the hill, sit on my throne and surround it with highly trained ninja chickens. MY HILL.
Suddenly, Chinchillas everywhere. MY HILL.
Suddenly, Chinchillas nowhere. MY HILL.
I send one named hero, let's call him Bob who, because he's named, takes out all the nameless ninja chickens because of conservation of ninjitsu.