Wish corrupter

543 posts
Rules
1. You have to answers the persons wish above but with a twist. Then you make a wish.
2. No wishing for wishes or wishing for corruptions.
3. No "in another universe", "another world", "another dimension", "another planet" corruption.
4. No wishing for a wish to be corrupted. This also applies to wishing for a wish to not be corrupted and wishing for nothing.

Ex. Person 1: I wish for a faster computer.
Person 2: You get it but it goes so fast your computer blows up.
I wish for beer.
Person 3: It is poisoned.
ect. ect. ect.

I'll start.
I wish for an atomic bomb.
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
lands on your house
i wish for a spacecraft
that flies to the sun.
I wish for a hunk of cheese
that gets eaten by a massive rat
i wish for an 1phone 4s
Darkrage
Darkrage
Level 21
163 Posts
that gets stolen
i wish for ps3
That wont work
i wish for a pizza
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
With no cheese THE HORROR
i want pizza also
but it has no dough
I wish for gum
Sapphire
Sapphire
Level 10
291 Posts
but it is stale
i wish that mattno would be my friend again
he doesnt know why he should
i want some more swagga
Sapphire
Sapphire
Level 10
291 Posts
and u got your wish
i wish i had a boyfriend
Well good luck
I wish for some more people to post
Sapphire
Sapphire
Level 10
291 Posts
and they did
i wish kyle would take me back
he wont
I wish other people than just the two of us would post
Sapphire
Sapphire
Level 10
291 Posts
wish not granted
i wish that kyle will take me back
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ModLevel 34
6,708 Posts
He does then kills you
I wish to be ugly and rejected.
you already are(jk)
i wish for 1 billion dollars
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
Sand dollars arrive at your house.
I wish for some apple juice.
the apple juice is made out of rotten apples
i wish for a life
You get one then die
I wish for a turtle
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ModLevel 34
6,708 Posts
It hates your guts
I wish for candy
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
Gives you an ugly girl called Candy.
I wish for a book.
The book gets eaten by a dog
I wish for an xbox 360
You spill some water on it and it breaks.
I wish for a long life.
you live to see the end of the world/apocalypse.
I wish for a pet tiger.
It kills you and feasts on your flesh, after killing and devouring your family and friends in front of you.
I wish for cake.
Hitler
Hitler
Level 23
822 Posts
and u eat it up
I wish for s.ex
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
Its with your mum
i wish for a happy christmas
and your family and friends die.
I wish for the glory of death
Sapphire
Sapphire
Level 10
291 Posts
But u have eternal life instead
I wish that my bff named solcycle would treat me the same way she treats Abby
Get over your self
i wish to have more friends on gb
Everyone who is already your friend unfriends you and everyone on the site blocks you.
I wish for coke.
A drug dealer comes and kills you and plants some coke on you
I wish for some more people to comment
They all comment on my jokes forum.
I wish for krinkels to never return.
He will show up at your door
I wish for summer everyday
It becomes so hot the planet is incinerated.
I wish for a sword of awesome.
It backfires and stabs you
i wish to go to the moon
On the way to the moon your spaceship blows up.
I wish for a ferrari.
It spins out crashes and you die
i wish for more wishes
You get no wishes.
I wish to remain first place on GB forever.
Someone hacks your account and gets your points deleted
I wish for some better football teams
They are all terrible.
I wish for hell on Earth.
Mexico is already on earth
I wish for a taco
You get a burger.
I wish for a non-flawed political system.
The political system crashes
I wish for better games
They are terrible.
I wish for a pizza.
That is extremely floppy
I wish for a Merry Christmas
santa clause kills your whole family.
i wish for a Billion dollars
You get one dollar.
I wish for a pet killer robot.
It loves you
I wish for my dad to come back from aghanastan
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