Another Riddle Thread...

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Thought I give it a shot... *stretches wings*

Which creature in the morning goes on four legs, at mid-day on two, and in the evening upon three, and the more legs it has, the weaker it be?
A man. You just copied the sphinx's riddle.
When Oedipus answered the sphinx's riddle correctly, the sphinx hurled herself off a cliff. You should do the same.
I am. Can't you see the cliff that I'm falling off of? It's a pretty big one, and stop having the you complex.
Metropal
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I only halfway get the riddle.
As a baby (the morning) man walks on four legs, as an adult (the mid-day) he walks on two, and as an old man (the evening) he walks with a cane (three legs then) and an adult is stronger than an old man is stronger than a baby.

But, Sauron did his own mom. That's the jist of this whole topic now.
*You hit the bottom* Oh dear. He seems to be hurt. The dead kind of hurt.
But now I'm a ghoooooost Ooooooooooooooooh. *tries to poke you but it goes right through you* Eh...s'all good.
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OHHHHHHH. I thought the three legs meant something else. But anyways......
Originally posted by MetropalOHHHHHHH. I thought the three legs meant somthing else. But anyways......

Dirty, dirty thoughts.
Indeed. Oooooooh

Apparently all ghosts have to go "Oooooooooooh"
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YAY! Ima ghost. XD
"Ooooooooooooooooooooh" I wanted to see if it was fun.
"Ooooooooooooooooooooh" Now I know this is fun!!!
GHOST THREAD!
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Ghost tag!
Everyone do the ghost!
*Calls ghostbusters*
*calls in zombies to bother the ghostbusters from doing their jobs*
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*Licks the Ghostbusters' necks inappropriately.
Metropal
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*hides behind a small child*
*Small child turns out to be a ninja and cuts your throat, while an airstrike blasts the zombies apart*
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DX
And now everyone is a zombie. Especially the ghosts. Zombie ghosts
Ooooooooooooooooh Braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnssssss!!!
wow
*Facepalm*
And that's what happens when you let me in control of a thread.
Metropal
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That's what happens when you let Polokid on a thread.
And this is what happens when you let me on a thread. *Kills you all with my awesome godmodding powers*
*uses DESTINY BOND before death*

So now my fate is tied with yours. Ah well
-_- *Uses the One Ring* Ha.
So if you use the one ring and my fate is tied to yours... do what now?
Shoot. *Activates 5 minute fuse self-destruct mechanism in my Death Star, which I am in* FU.CKING DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!
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Does your death star have a Death Star Canteen?
Yes. *One minute*
So...in order to kill me...you're killing yourself?
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My ghost friend used Phoenix Down :D
Except you're a zombie...so you died...again.
*activates zombie/ghost ectoplasmic annihilation bomb* Who is laughing now biotches?
Not you because you're also a zombie. Everyone that posts in this thread is a zombie
Metropal
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BRAINZZ!!!! *chews on polokid's head*
well thats attractive...
It's a riddles thread gone mad.

THE POINT OF THE POINT!
Originally posted by dcincirukSo...in order to kill me...you're killing yourself?

Pretty much. *30 seconds*
Oh. Fair enough.
*20 seconds*
*sits around waiting for death...again*
*10 seconds*
*sips some random tea* Am I dead yet...again?
Screw this. *Uses the One Ring to destroy the DESTINY BOND and disarms self-destruct*
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